And yet another hot request, from "anonym™s' Greatest Hits"!

I hope you know the James Taylor tune that provides the melody for this:



One morning, one morning, one morning in May,
I spied a wierd couple who were making their way
One was a bald man, with his big nose in the air,
and the other was no maiden, with an ass real big and square,

"Assholger, Assholger, Assholger" said she,
"Why won't they give you your second psych degree?
You've studied now five summers, taken finals, what's the deal?"
And the bald man struggled mightily, but his rage, it was revealed.

"Those Bigots! Those Jerkoffs! Can you believe this?
Just because there's some classes; that I had to miss!
But I was busy with my website, spinics, and the printing press!
Now look what they done to me, my life's a fucking mess!

I'll show them, I'll sue them, I'll take everyone down!"
He screamed as his spanko bitch gave a concerned frown.
He gathered up his textboooks, his notebooks and tools,
and grumbled as he realized, he must still go to more school.

Now you know the story of why Eddy failed to get his degree,

He hasn't even got one, man, much less fucking three.