Monkey

Monkey, monkey, through the air
All because I threw him there
He flew around the world, landed in a cave
And now he's doing push-ups, as a monkey slave
The cave that he was in was moist and slimy
And the worms that kept him active, were really, really grimy
He was in the cave for about thirty years
All the while crying out crocodile tears
The worms must've gotten tired of him
'Cause they baked him in an oven
But such dumb worms they were
Cause that monkey was a fuzzy furr
The fuzzy furr is a horrible monkey
One bit of him make you sick as a donkey
The worms ate him all, every last bit
But soon they were all very sick
So sick they tried to commit suicide with a stick
They moaned and groaned till they died off
Now in dancing around like brichnakoff
Cause now I can stop!

Chris Culp