Cry of the Demented Dot Com Cubicle Dweller

ODE TO A DOT COM

I am a peon in this dot com hell

Starbucks and Bagels are what I smell

Small and insignificant is how I feel

until my ethnicity is of great appeal.

"Oh that partner is here let's bring her out!"

Her complexion will give us a great deal of clout.

so they put me in their ads and try to pretend at this dot com everyone is your friend.

Kissing up is what they do

How did they know I love Tiramisu?

"PLEASE" stay over time and be a team player!

Here's your favorite dessert with four chocolate layers! A letter fom a customer sent in my favor MMM.... that explains my bos's jealous behavior

Do a good job but don't do to well You'll outshine your boss then she can't excell

So languish away in your cubicle nests

hopefully soon your Stock will Divest!!

Created by A.H. The statements above do not reflect on all dot com companies it was all meant in fun


PLEASE Let me know how you liked my Poem. Constructive criticism is welcome. Don't be cruel though. I AM SURE NOT ALL COMAPNIES REFLECT THE ONE THAT WAS MENTIONED ABOVE


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