Just Another (Yawn) Boring Homepage...
Okay, okay, I know--there's nothing worse than one of those machine-generated homepages. Well, perhaps we can change your mind!
Allow me to introduce myself: I am Duke W., a mysterious-but-benign Internet entity. In cyberspace, we're all good looking, amazingly bright, and terribly witty. This is a Very Good Thing for those who in real life, um, aren't. It's also very annoying to those of us who, um, are.
So where is Duke W. from? Nowhere and everywhere, here and there, but mostly from Yorba Linda, California, USA. Born years ago in Albuquerque, New Mexico (which, in case you didn't know, is in the US) to parents in the AEC (we have a very nuclear family), I have been a Guardian Angel, a soccer coach (never again!), and the president of two different homeowners' associations (and my own consulting firm). After various adventures, I grew to become what I am today: middle aged, out of shape, and enjoying every minute of it!
My family is here as well. You'll get to see some links to their pages in here somewhere. If you haven't died of boredom by now, you might even find some links to where we work, go to school, and even some of our favorite hobbies. If that's not fascinating enough, well, I'll even throw in a link to the National Enquirer. That should keep you happy.
So much for first attempts. Let's get cracking, and see just how much damage we can do!
