Dear Ollie,

Anyone else will immediately see this website as a lampoon of conspiracy theories.  After all, it is not my intention to defame or libel anyone, particularly Ann-Margret.   The last thing I want is to have my butt dragged into court.  And God knows I could never afford the same quality of legal representation as can a successful dinner theater performer like her.   But a man of your vision, a man who can see through the looking glass, will grasp the potential of this website.  You've already produced "JFK" and "Nixon".  Now consider the possibilities of "Ladies and Gentlemen: Elvis the Assassin".  It could be your greatest directing achievement since the 1974 blockbuster "Seizure".  And the money I'll make for being the creative mind behind the project will save me from bankruptcy when Ann-Margret calls her attorneys.

Anyway, think about it.  Have your girl E-mail my girl.  We'll do lunch.  We'll talk.  As for casting, I'm sure Ann-Margret is available to portray herself.

I know you'll need some time to think about my modest proposal.  Meanwhile, apologize to John Williams and the other composers I have plagiarized for the music on this website.   It's bad enough that the Presley estate and Ann-Margret will soon be after me. I don't need to worry about BMI's and ASCAP's attorneys, too.

By the way, before you think about cheating me out of my share of the profits, everything on this website except the plagiarized music, the public domain images, and unless otherwise indicated is ©1998-1999 by LeRenard, and all rights are reserved.  LeRenard® and the very intelligent looking fox image below are trademarks of FoxEyes Web Designs®, which is owned by me. So, "Nyah". 

 Ciao, babe,

  LeRenard