I think:		Elvis killed Kennedy:  Oswald was a patsy.Oswald acted alone.The Mafia killed Kennedy.The Commies killed Kennedy.I can't take it any longer.  I KILLED KENNEDY!
The Warren Commission Report was:		Accurate.A waste of old growth forest.Yet another conspiracy initiated by Ann-Margret.The best door stop I've ever owned.More useful than the Sears-Roebuck catalog.
I think Ann-Margret:		Was a Cold War spy.Was a pretty hot chick.Is a pretty hot chick.Should call me as soon as possible.Should call her attorneys as soon as possible.
I think Elvis:		Was the King of Rock 'n Roll.Was a pretty sick puppy.Probably killed RFK, too.Would kill Michael Jackson if he were alive.Is working at my local McDonald's.
I think the web designer:		Has finally divulged the truth.Is a pretty sick puppy.Should get a life.Shouldn't answer his front door without looking through the keyhole.Should anticipate a phone call from Ann-Margret's attorneys.
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"My Way" by Paul Anka, Jacques  Revaux, Claude Francois, & Georges Thibault Sequenced by Accrdnmn@aol.com First recorded by Elvis on "Aloha from Hawaii" 14 January 1973