WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

 Plato:

      For the greater good.
 

 Karl Marx:

      It was a historical inevitability.
 

 Acme Consulting, Inc:

      Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening
      its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with
      significant challenges to create and develop the competencies
      required for the newly competitive market.
      Acme, in a partnering relationship with the client,
      helped the chicken by re-thinking its physical distribution
      strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry
      Integration Model (PIM) Acme helped the chicken use its
      skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to
      align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support
      of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.
      Acme essentially convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road
      analysts and best chickens, along with Acme consultants having
      deep skills in the transportation industry, to engage in a
      two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their
      personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to
      enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve
      the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting
      and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the
      continuum of poultry cross-median processes.  The meeting was
      held in a park-like setting enabling and creating an impactful
      environment which was strategically based, industry-focused,
      and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message
      and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core
      values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total
      business integration solution. Acme's intervention helped the
      chicken change to become more successful.
 

Jack Nicholson:

      "Why did the f*ckin' chicken cross the f*ckin' road?!?   To get to the f*ckin' other side, pal!
          That's the only f*ckin' reason!"
 

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