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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 12 |
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| The
Myth of Female Beauty (Bob Green) |
Super Chicken (Vernon Dozier) |
| Flashback: Princess Di (Justin McElroy) | Woodstock '94; Phone Calls |
| Flashback:
You Got Leverage (David G. Hall) |
Chattanooga |
| This Show, June 16 | Laughter Will Save Your Ass |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 11 |
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| Mormon
Upheaval (Jeff Dowder) |
Who Gives a Crap About Soccer? |
| It Soothes Them Down (David G. Hall with Raj Faneen) |
Flashback and Phone Calls (Various) |
| Erotically
Fluid (Rudy Canoza with Lloyd Bonafye) |
Phone Calls, June 14 |
| Flashback: On PCH Earlier This Week (Jeff Dowder) |
More Phone Calls, June 14 |
| I'm Writing a Letter to
You, Baby; June 14 |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 10 |
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| I Was
in a High Chair (with Lloyd Bonafye & Bud Dickman) |
The Truck I Drive (Austin Amarca) |
| Flashback: Babysitting (Combover Boy) |
Flashback: The Best Pizza in Town (Herb Sewell) |
| The
Football Debate (Harvey Wiremand and Little Brenda) |
Chiropractic |
| I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (Dean Wheeler) |
Here Comes This Yuppie (Lloyd Bonafye) |
| New York Condoms (Lloyd
Bonafye) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 9 |
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| Don't
Do It Unless You Dig It |
The Al Munster Debate (Jeff Dowder) |
| La Vida Loca Productions (Brad Rifkin) |
Reminiscing |
| Live
Report (Bud Dickman) |
This Wasn't About Black Women (Ted Bell) |
| Outing Heteros (Doug Dannger) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 8 |
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| The
P.P. (David G. Hall) |
Celebrating One Year of Insobriety (Don Berman) |
| When I Hear That Song (Lloyd Bonafye) |
Flashback: Hungry Heart (Lloyd Bonafye) |
| Flashback:
Valentines (Jay Santos) |
Women |
| A Flashback and More (Bud Dickman) |
Guitar Clinic (Jeff Dowder) |
| My Songs (Mavis Leonard) | On My Way to Work Today |
| Doctor
90210 |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 7 |
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| Birth of a Nation |
Give It to Me, Baby (Pastor Rennick) |
| Flashback: Hypothetical America (Jeff Dowder) |
God Loves My Ass (Ted Bell) |
| A
Coffee Kiosk (Lloyd Bonafye) |
At Magicland (Jeff Dowder) |
| A Minimum of Two Cocktails (Steve Bozell) |
In the Loop (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Flight 19 (Art Bell) | Keith Richards (Little Ian Anderson) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 6 |
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| Senior
Talk, May 10 (Harvey Wireman) |
What It's Gonna Look Like
(Steve Bozell) |
| Flashback: It's 50 Bucks (Larry Grover) |
Nick's Frathouse |
| Eye on
Sports (Jeff Dowder with R.C. Collins) |
The Da Vinci
Code (Fr. McQuarters) |
| Flashback: Phallic Innuendo (Steve Bozell) | Flashback: Statue of James Brown (Bob Bakian) |
| Going Through the Star |
Flashback:
I Raped a Man (Steve Bozell) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 5 |
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| Fertility
Rites (Art Bell) |
The Crystals (Jim Sadler) |
| Piling It High and Deep |
A Farewell Party (Margaret Gray) |
| The
Sun Veil (Rudy Canoza with Clara Bingham) |
The Northern Star Foundation (Brad Rifkin) |
| Flashback: When You Look at the Box of Wheaties (Jim Kinneal) | They've Hired Whoopie |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 4 |
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| The
Most Meaningless Tripe (Bobbie Dooley) |
The History of Music, May
5 (Margaret Gray) |
| Dear Phil, May 2 |
Pig Party (Austin Amarca) |
| Flashback:
They're Making King Kong Again
(Jeff Dowder) |
Nude Sunbathing (Lloyd Bonafye) |
| There's Only So Much I Can Do (Ted Bell) | Flashback: Hollywood Minute, Oct. 7 (Frank Gray) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 3 |
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| Monstrosities
(Chris Norton) |
Flashback: Everything Was
Midget-Size (winter '06) |
| The No-Gringo Day (Margaret Gray with Harvey Wireman) |
Who You're Dealing With (Herb Sewell) |
| Fully
Stripped (Lloyd Bonafye with Rudy Canoza) |
Flashback: The Poon Mattress (Earl Poon from
winter '06) |
| A Filipina Bride (Art Bell) | A Statue (Margaret Gray) |
| My
First Feature (Chris Norton) |
I'm
Going to Leave Radio (4/27/06) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 2 |
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| I Know
It's Hurtful, and I Know It Needs to Be Said (Margaret Gray) |
The Second Week of Teachers |
| We're Having a Party (Herb Sewell) |
I Saved His Life, That's Why (Herb Sewell) |
| Onto
the Moon (Gary Garrett) |
I Won't Go in There and Hold Their Feet Anymore
(Jim Sadler) |
| This Web Site (Margaret Gray) | Flashback: The Donkey Show (R.C. Collins with Lloyd Bonafye) |
| I Can Describe It or I
Can Show It (Vernon Dozier) |
He
Wanted to Go to Magic Mountain (Bobbie Dooley) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2006, No. 1 |
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| Your
Bone (David G. Hall with Jeff Dowder) |
Religion From Outside It |
| Prayer Sluts (Rev. Jim Pauley) |
The Numbers Are Good |
| Senior
Chat, Mar. 22 (Harvey Wireman) |
Flashback: Daylight Come (Margaret Gray) |
| Four Gay Thumbs Down (Doug Dannger) | The "Phil Hendrie Show" Dictionary |
| Bookworms and Foureyes
(Bobbie Dooley) |
The
Animal Was Trained (Lloyd Bonafye) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2006, No. 5 |
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| Brought
to You by Mint Green (David G. Hall) |
Nectarine Knob (Margaret
Gray) |
| Challinging Sobriety (Austin Amarca) |
A Leopard Print Brief (Jim Sadler) |
| An
Icebag (Frank Gray) |
Absolutely Wrong for Our Neighborhood (Bobbie
Dooley) |
| I Said Something About the Backdoor (Vernon Dozier) | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2006, No. 4 |
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| Built
This City |
"American Idol" Auditions
(Various) |
| Here's Our Number (Jay Santos) |
I Got Fat Eating My Wife's Cooking |
| Phil's
TV Log (David G. Hall) |
Date Night Debit (Larry Grover) |
| A
Hendrie Dog (Lloyd Bonafye) |
First of All the Girl Will Never Be Perfect (Bobbie Dooley) |
| His Name is Pharaoh
(Bobbie Dooley) |
Tonight
Things Sound a Little Loose (Hal & Viola) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2006, No. 3 |
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| If You
Have to Jetisson Luggage (Art Griego) |
Nagen Is Doing What We
Want (Bill Clutterman) |
| Like a Clown (Rudy Canoza) |
I Know What Soldiers Want (Clara Bingham) |
| I
Don't Know How Much You Know About Entertaining (Bobbie Dooley) |
Clean Break 2006 (Chris Norton) |
| That
Child's Howls (Ted Bell) |
Let's Do the Hallways in Cranberry (Bobbie Dooley) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2006, No. 2 |
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| Tookie's
Funeral (Margaret Gray) |
I Am Not a Deadbeat
(Larry Grover) |
| Secret Santa (Ted Bell) |
A Seven-Jet Spa (Pastor Rennick) |
| I Want
My Job Back (Don Berman) |
All You Can Eat (Ted Bell) |
| Christmastime
War Protest (Margaret Gray) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2006, No. 1 |
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| I'm
Sorry If My Family Has Made a Difference (Bobbie Dooley) |
In the Liquor Stockroom
(Ted Bell) |
| I Got a Job as a Santa Claus (Herb Sewell) |
Toys for Our Tots (Bobbie Dooley) |
| AIDS
Awareness Day (David G. Hall) |
The E-mail Monitoring (Robert Green) |
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| The Passion of
the Collins |
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| R.C.
Has a Better Question |
One Day to Live |
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| 30
Days to Live, Part 1 |
Deathwatch,
Part 1 |
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| 30
Days to Live, Part 2 |
Deathwatch,
Part 2 |
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| 30 Days to Live, Part 3 | Deathwatch, Part 3 |
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| Three Days to Live |
R.C.
Collins (1983-1999) |
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| A party-favor CD Craig made from the bits he collected in winter 1999. | ||
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2005, No. 4 | |
| I
Would Dance
in the Moonlight With a Mask Made of Their Flesh (Bobbie Dooley) |
Caruthers (Lloyd Bonafye) |
| Charity Fraud (Ted Bell) |
The 25 Most Popular (Bobbie Dooley) |
| No
Lawsuit
Big Enough ("Michael") |
Chump Change (Fr. McQuarters) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2005, No. 3 | |
| Maneater
(Jay
Santos) |
The Jackson Whites |
| Hurricane Wilma Relief (Margaret Gray) |
Check Me Out (Bobbie Dooley) |
| The
Kid Gets
a Gargoyle (Hal and Viola) |
A House of Ill Repute (Lloyd Bonafye) |
| It's Called a Demibrief (Jim Sadler) | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2005, No. 2 | |
| Our
Christmas
Presentation (Fr. McQuarters) |
Game Over (Margaret Gray) |
| Digital Love (Brad Rifkin) |
I Am Dealing With Idiots (Jim Sarkanian) |
| The
Autoresponse (Dave Oliva) |
Don't Antagonize the Goths (Dean Wheeler) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2005, No. 1 | |
| The
Jet Blue
Pilot (Don Berman) |
Almost a Slut/Witch
(Bobbie
Dooley) |
| You Are One Lying Dwarf (Robert Green) |
Pumped Dry (Margaret Gray) |
| Fahrenheit
69
(Chris Norton) |
On the Coffee Bags at Pedro (Jay Santos) |
| Fresh Crop Magazine (Robert Green) | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2005, No. 7 | |
| Don't Look at
the Film Actor (Margaret Gray) |
Homelessness (Chris Norton) |
| A Spring in His Step (Larry Grover) |
Some Hungarian Grandmother (Don Berman) |
| Parents Who
Are There (Clara Bingham) |
Two Tons of Stuff (Robert Green) |
| Have You Had the Cheese Log? (Hal & Viola) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2005, No. 6 | |
| The Dove
Billboard (Bobbie Dooley) |
I Went to Catholic School |
| Back From New York City |
How Get Wife Lose Weight (1995) |
| Ted's of
Beverly Hills' Classy Ladies |
The JC (Tony Neil) |
| And I Made My Move (Vernon Dozier) |
Spit or Swallow (Bobbie Dooley) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2005, No. 5 | |
| Hollywood
Party Experience (Brad Rifkin) |
Traffic Report, July 29 (Jeff
Dowder) |
| Channel 19 News, July 28 (Don Berman) |
Making a Deposit in the Spank Bank (Jay Santos) |
| Dusting
(Bobbie Dooley) |
Aug. 1 (Dr. Dean Edell) |
| God Willin' and the Crik Don't Rise (Herb Sewell) |
I'm on Your Program As a Favor to You (Margaret Gray) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2005, No. 4 | |
| My Husband
Had Had a Couple of Margaritas (Bobbie Dooley) |
Entertainment Report, July 20
(Margaret Gray) |
| Hell on Earth |
When You Drink, You Do Things |
| On Johnny
Depp Island (Mavis Leonard) |
The Employee Monitoring (Bob Green) |
| These Are Boundary Issues (Herb Sewell) |
Roots of Metal (Jeff Dowder) |
| Camp Troubled Eagle (Austin
Amarca) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2005, No. 3 | |
| Meat in the
Pants (David G. Hall) |
Let Me Give You the Background
on the Cameras (Ted Bell) |
| The Fuji Blimp |
I Made Dinner for My Wife |
| Walter's
Magazine (Herb Sewell) |
Willie Wonka (Mavis Leonard) |
| Netherreaches Shampoo (Lloyd Bonafye) |
Where's the OJ? (Bob Green) |
| Law Talk, July 12 (Harvey
Wireman) |
A
Threesome (Jim Sadler) |
| Stay Away From the Calamari (Herb
Sewell) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2005, No. 2 | |
| The Enforced
Solitude Period (Bobbie Dooley) |
The Single Most Insulting Photo |
| Fat Matt's Rib Shack |
Memories Are Made of This (Various) |
| Both Studios
Are Interested (Margaret Gray) |
Calvalcade of Cows (Margaret Gray) |
| The Birds |
In My Basement (Herb Sewell) |
| Summer School, It's Very Warm
(Vernon Dozier) |
July 17 (Roland Schwinn) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2005, No. 1 | |
| Coldpack
(Harvey Wireman) |
The Light Is Green (Herb Sewell) |
| The Kids
Just Wanna Loosen Up (Bobbie Dooley) |
Cruise Wants to Come on Your Show (Margaret Gray) |
| Erupting and
Spewing (Art Bell) |
The Straddle (Steve Bozell) |
| Aruba (Robert
Green) |
You Can't
Get Cell Service in L.A. |
| In Ybor City (Hugh Quiff) |
Flashback: The Filthy Grammys (Margaret Gray, 2001) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2005, No. 5 | |
| Is That Betty
White? (Various) |
The Skulls (Herb Sewell) |
| The Carl's
Jr. Commercial (Herb Sewell) |
Look At That Guy's Kisser |
| People and
Their Religions |
She Said I Could Go Ahead and Try It (Steve Bozell) |
| A Large Body of
Literature (Vernon Dozier) |
Home
Improvement |
| Nieman Marcus and That's It
(Bobbie Dooley) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2005, No. 4 | |
| You Took the
Bait (David G. Hall) |
The Beauty Enhancement (Bobbie
Dooley) |
| Like Any Old
Man (with Fr. McQuarters) |
I Want You Out of That Studio (David G. Hall) |
| Teenage
Drinking and Driving (Don
Berman) |
Bacon Boy
(Clara Bingham) |
| Is This Bea
Arthur? (Bill Duncey) |
I'm Sorry
If You're Flat (Margaret Gray) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2005, No. 3 | |
| I Got to Rock
(Lloyd Bonafye) |
Prank on "Coast to Coast" |
| In the Chili
(Mavis Leonard) |
Bud Speaks Chinese (Bud Dickman) |
| I Oughta Fire
You for That (David
G. Hall) |
A
Celebration of Culottes (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Jason Was Adopted
(Margaret Gray) |
Gloid Army
(Margaret Gray) |
| To Paris (Hal and Viola) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2005, No. 2 | |
| The Jackson Report, Mar. 28 (Herb
Sewell) |
In Rome (Margaret Gray) |
| Pulling Ham
(David G. Hall) |
My Son Logan Thinks Outside the Box (Larry Grover) |
| Her Baby's Face (Chris Norton) |
Sing Radio
(Billy Meachum) |
| Cockring (David G.
Hall) |
Brown-Eyed
Girl (Husband Ginther) |
| California
to the Rescue (Bobbie
Dooley) |
You Should Read Your Valet Ticket (Brass Villenueva) |
| I Got a Napkin
(Jeff Dowder) |
Catholics
(Hal and Viola) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2005, No. 1 | |
| Any Kind of a Probe (Jim Sadler) |
High Maintenance (Vernon Dozier) |
| The Jackson
Report, Mar. 15 (Herb Sewell) |
Around the Nostril Area (Jay Santos) |
| I Believe in Miracles (Pastor
Rennick) |
Law Talk,
Mar. 25 (Harvey Wireman) |
| The Robert Blake
Verdict (Margaret Gray) |
I'm a
Filmmaker (Margaret Gray) |
| You
Listen With Your Ears, Not
Your Eyes (Robert Green) |
My Story (Don Berman) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2005, No. 5 | |
| The Valentine's Day Special (Art
Bell) |
The Fact-Finding Trip (Bobbie
Dooley) |
| My
Outpatient Surgery (Bobbie Dooley) |
Your Movie Residual (Davd G. Hall) |
| The Trampoline (Dean Wheeler) |
The Nude
Dinner |
| Your Little Letter
to the FCC (Don Berman) |
In Line
for "Star Wars" (R.C. Collins) |
| A
Sadler Moment (Dr. Jim Sadler) |
Whatever It Is You're Putting Out on Your Lawn (Robert Green) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2005, No. 4 | |
| Senior Talk, Jan. 27 (Harvey
Wireman) |
You Should Have Been Me (Herb Sewell) |
| I Need It
for My Book (Margaret Gray) |
The Monument (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Carnivale! |
Las Vegas Formal (Ted Bell) |
| Flashback: The
Siamese Twins |
Law Talk, Feb. 8 (Harvey Wireman) |
| You
Don't Get a Break Like That
Every Day (Robert Green) |
If You Know How to Stick and Move (Margaret Gray) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2005, No. 3 | |
| For Fuel (Hal and Viola) |
Radio
Séance (Art Bell) |
| They Pulled
Me Over (Mavis Leonard) |
One Hell of a Babtism (Fr. McQuarters) |
| Super Fly Seth (Bobbie Dooley) |
The Skunk (Jeff Dowder) |
| I Have a Song
(Margaret Gray) |
The Inauguration (Margaret Gray) |
| You Know About Fatty Arbuckle? |
Roots (Steve Bozell) |
| A Pitt Pitch
(Chris Norton) |
Firewalk With Me (Tony Neil) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2005, No. 2 | |
| Snorting Tequila (Hal and Viola) |
Another
Fetus on the Fire (Pastor Rennick) |
| The Old
Barbershop |
The Tsunami Victim (Fr. McQuarters) |
| Come to Our Social Mixer (Bobbie
Dooley) |
Please Wipe (Ted Bell) |
| The Diaper of
History (Clara Bingham) |
Cutting-Edge Comedy, Jan. 7 (Skippy & Frank) |
| Operation Come Rain or Come Shine
(Jay Santos) |
I'm Looking for Jennifer Aniston (Bud Dickman) |
| Tsunami Relief
(Margaret Gray) |
Senior Chat, Jan. 7 (Harvey Wireman) |
| We Have a Flat Tire (Hal and Viola) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2005, No. 1 | |
| Condi Lezzie (Clara Bingham) |
I Want the
Heat Fixed |
| Bowling
Shirts |
Domestic Aliens (Ted Bell) |
| Sandy Is a Yoga Instructor (Robert
Green) |
Using Big Words |
| La La Santa (Rudy
Canoza) |
The Wife's in Play (Robet Green) |
| Phil Is Ill |
I'm Living Right Now by Myself |
| The Two-Bag
Syndrome (Chris Norton) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2004, No. 4 | |
| The Final Planning Meeting (Bobbie
Dooley) |
He All
Hooked Up (Clara Bingham) |
| I Can't Get
to the Polls (Mavis Leonard) |
The Diamond Lane (Jay Santos) |
| When Fatso Gets on the Airplane |
He Thinks Outside the Box (Robert Green) |
| We're at Our Wit's
End (Bobbie Dooley) |
Patio Magazine (Bobbie Dooley) |
| In Canada (Skippy & Frank) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2004, No. 3 | |
| Seeing Team America (Various) |
Jesus Freak
Teen |
| Rather
Mannish (Bobbie Dooley) |
The Direct Action Training (Ted Bell) |
| Law Talk (Harvey Wireman) |
Kind of a Boneheaded Deal (Jay Santos) |
| Come Halloween,
All Bets Are Off (Lloyd Bonafye) |
You Farm People (Bobbie Dooley) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2004, No. 2 | |
| I'm Just Soaking (Bobbie Dooley) |
The Vaccine
Is in Short Supply (Bobbie Dooley) |
| He Takes a
Pole (Margaret Gray) |
To Laughlin (Hal and Sheila) |
| He Might Have Been Popping Pills
(Bobbie Dooley) |
Lovers on the Run (Ted Bell) |
| Upgrades (Ted Bell) |
The Fetal Tissue Conglomerate (Margaret Gray) |
| Jesus Freak Teen |
The Flu Shots (Jeff Metcalfe) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2004, No. 1 |
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| Mount Asama (Jeff Dowder) |
Dolly Parton
(Jack and Sheila) |
| Bryant Gets
His Black Butt Kissed (Ted Bell) |
Seth Is Going to Win the iPod (Bobbie Dooley) |
| When Buck Queers Go Too Far
(Margaret Gray) |
Lillies of the Field (Clara Bingham) |
| More Cheese Please |
Car Talk, Sept. 27 (Earl Pants) |
| Moonshadow (Margaret Gray) |
Senior Chat, Sept. 27 (Harvey
Wireman) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2004, No. 6 |
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| Liposuction
(Jack and Sheila) |
Senior Chat, Sept. 13 (Harvey
Wireman) |
| I Lived in
Florida |
Paul Crouch |
| Unless You Can Pull It Off (Bobbie
Dooley) |
Meet and Greet (Jay Santos) |
| Gretchen (Jeff
Dowder) |
That's the Way God Pulls the Chain (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Lonely Hearts Radio | Joan Rivers (Jack and Sheila) |
| The
Top Three Buttons (Vernon
Dozier) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2004, No. 5 |
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| Guess Your Weight
(David G. Hall) |
Beauty Is Only Skin-Deep (Tony
Neal) |
| Sew Me Up So Tight (Jack and Sheila) |
Courtesy Call (Bud Dickman) |
| A Kerry Sticker
(Lloyd Bonafye) |
At the RNC (Margaret Gray) |
| Final
Olympic Report (Jeff Dowder) |
Tina Tie (Jay Santos) |
| Senior Chat, Aug. 30 (Harvey
Wireman) |
Negative Cashflow (Margaret Gray) |
| Car Talk (Carl Pants) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2004, No. 4 |
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| Robust (Bobbie
Dooley) |
Wandering Eye Poetry |
| Hurricane Charley (Art Bell) |
The Autographed Poster (R.C. Collins) |
| A Favor |
She Starts Waiving the Cowhide Shammy (Jay Santos) |
| We
Accept All Kinds (Bobbie Dooley) |
The Senilia Boy (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Senior Chat (Harvey Wireman) |
To Gloria and Amber (Margaret Gray) |
| First in Line at the Omelet Bar
(Margaret Gray) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2004, No. 3 |
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| Fire Season (Jeff
Dowder with Harvey Wireman) |
The Democratic Convention
(Margaret Gray) |
| Garage Sales (Jay Santos) |
We Can Hoist Her Up With Pulleys (Paul McNamara) |
| We Have Her on a
Wait-and-See (Bobbie Dooley) |
The Black Vote (Margaret Gray) |
| I
Hate This Job (Jeff Dowder) |
Air Conditioning |
| My Wife's High School Reunion |
I Didn't Want to Make This About Me
(Margaret Gray) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2004, No. 2 |
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| Renting to Single
Mothers (Margaret Gray) |
You're Trying to Tell Me Meg Ryan
Can Blow It Out Her Ass? (Jay Santos) |
| Why Don't You Help Your Mother This Summer? |
Bowling Shoes (Don Berman) |
| At the Premiere
With Bud (R.C. Collins) |
Divorce, I Don't Get It (Bobbie Dooley) |
| For
the Ladies (Jim Sadler) |
Azithromycin (Chris Norton) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2004, No. 1 |
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| For All Our
Listeners in Canada |
Win the Peace (Dean Wheeler) |
| R.I.P. (David G. Hall) |
Diane Wouldn't Shut Up (Herb Sewell) |
| Ruben Salizar
(Andrew Chase) |
This Is My BBQ Here |
| Gay
Intensity (Doug Dannger) |
I Don't Like Seeing Her Eat (Carl Mizla) |
| My Canned Obit |
Remembering
Dylan (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Senior Watch
(Harvey Wireman) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2004, No. 5 | |
| Commencement
Speaker (Herb Sewell) |
Seth Wants to Move Out (Bobbie
Dooley) |
| Memorial Weekend (Margaret Gray) |
Chest Enhancements (Larry Grover) |
| Where Are Your
Pinto Beans? (Robert Green) |
The Worst Picture of Me |
| Dolly
Parton Never Fails to Please |
She's 18 (Vernon Dozier) |
| Nothing But Animals Down There
(David G. Hall) |
Wide
Loads |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2004, No. 4 |
|
| A
$200 Seat (Robert Green) |
The Shark (Jeff Dowder) |
| Citizen of the World (Margaret Gray) |
The Beach Is the Best Place to Be |
| Allergic
Reactions |
Mrs. Edelman, 1996 |
| Let Bud Do the Jokes (David G. Hall) |
Boomer and Sandy (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Do You Have to Go to the Bathroom?
(Margaret Gray) |
Quid
Pro Quo (Jay Santos) |
| Guys Named Joe |
|
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2004, No. 3 | |
| Dental Rage (Jim
Sadler) |
The Horror That Is the Sunrise
Sandwich |
| They Always Give Me the Slow Horse |
Doing My Part (Larry Grover) |
| Prom Night (Bobbie
Dooley) |
The Hats and Mugs (Lloyd Bonafye) |
| We
Are Right (Margaret Gray) |
The Friends Finale (David G Hall) |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2004, No. 2 | |
| The Good Neighbor
Initiative
(Bobbie Dooley) |
Proud to Drive an SUV (Bobbie
Dooley) |
| The Girls |
By Jesus and All His Angels (Clara Bingham) |
| Premenstrual
(Margaret Gray) |
Plastic Surgery |
| Where
Babies Come From (Bud Dickman) |
Border Rescue (Dean Wheeler) |
| Cooking Show (Chris Norton) |
|
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2004, No. 1 | |
| The Minority Report
(Bobbie Dooley) |
Hung Over (Bobbie Dooley) |
| I Try Not to Sell to Everybody (Austin Amarca) | The Contata (Larry Grover) |
| Women Don't Harrass
(Herb Sewell) |
The Paparazzi |
| The
Girl in Wisconsin (Margaret Gray) |
You've Been Dumped (Margaret Gray) |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2004, No. 3 |
|
| Tracy
(Jim Sadler) |
The Passion (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Marriage Ain't Your Thing | As If I Don't Belong on a Dancefloor (Margaret Gray) |
| The
Littlest Groom
(Dave Oliva) |
My Passion (Larry Grover) |
| Dumbass
Phil Hendrie (David G Hall) |
Get Onboard (David G Hall) |
| How
to Handle Your Kids |
Marriage (Doug Dannger) |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2004, No. 2 | |
| Health Code
Violations (Robert Green) |
Snapping a Bra Strap (Steve Bozell) |
| 200 Hours (Chris Norton) | MILF (Bobbie Dooley) |
| I Want That Curtain
Closed (Margaret Gray) |
Bud's Radical Accidents of Nascar (David G. Hall) |
| One
Hell of a Butterchurner (Bobbie Dooley) |
The Show's Funniest Lines |
| Two All-Star Rosters |
|
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2004, No. 1 |
|
| Oral Agreement
(Steve Bozell) |
Hot for Teacher (Ted Bell) |
| Fast Lane (Dr. Jim Sadler) | Baby Makeover (Margaret Gray) |
| Wreath Rape
(Margaret Gray) |
Empower the Children (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Flashback:
Christmas Diaper (Pastor Wm. Rennick) |
A Girl's Who's Had Too Much to Drink |
| The Mars Mission (various) |
|
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2003, No. 3 |
|
| Hair
System
(Robert
Green) |
It Was a Great Thanksgiving |
| The Suicide (Margaret Gray) |
Don's Daughter (Herb Sewell)
|
| Babies and Other
Airline Horrors |
Robert Was Brutalized (Clara
Bingham) |
| Make
the Most of It (Margaret Gray) |
The After Thanksgiving Day Sale
(Bobbie Dooley) |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2003, No. 2 | |
| We're Asking Jerry
Lewis (Bobbie Dooley) |
Subscribe! (Robert Green) |
| Wives and Lovers (Dean Wheeler) | The Vegetative State (Dr. Jim Sadler) |
| Supermarket Strike
(Dr. Jim Sadler with Robert Green) |
Have They Ever Heard of Water? (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Celibacy (Pastor Wm. Rennick) | California Wildfires (Don Berman) |
| Hopped
Up (Bobbie Dooley) |
Purging Spa (Ted
Bell) |
|
|
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2003, No. 1 | |
| The Mepham Pirates |
The Costume Party |
| The Democrats Have Gone Too Far (Bobbie Dooley) | Age of Consent (Art Griego) |
| The Loudest Concert
(Bud Dickman) |
Where
They Go to the Bathroom (Chris Norton) |
| Telemarketing Technique (Jeff Dowder) | His
Holy Fr.'s Taking a Vacation |
| I'm
Very Animal (Margaret Gray) |
|
|
|
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2003, No. 3 |
|
| Don't Tailgate Me (Lloyd Bonafye) | Seth Struck (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Keep Sports Fun (Bobbie Dooley) | Pope Abuse
(Margaret Gray) |
| Nothing Says Florida Like That | The
April Winchell Collection |
| I
Need a Platform (Margaret Gray) |
Crossing
Guard (Lloyd Bonafye) |
| Sprouthead
(Don Parsley) |
|
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2003, No. 2 | |
| Unwedge It (Chris Norton) | My Courage (Doug Dannger) |
| National Remembrance Clearinghouse (Jeff Dowder) | The Sobig.F Virus
(Herb Sewell) |
| Mommy, What's a Pop Shot? (Art Griego) | Table
Manners |
| European Lunches (Robert Green) | Delivering
the Vote
(Bobbie Dooley) |
| Your
Parents Are Failing You (Bobbie
Dooley) |
Lingerie Counseling (Rudy Canoza) |
|
|
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2003, No. 1 | |
| Hiring for Summer (Ted Bell) | No Friend in Detroit (Margaret Gray) |
| Young Talent Mangement (Robert Green) | Dignity on the Job
(Austin Amarca) |
| Maria's in Barcelona | Senior
Drivers (Harvey Wireman) |
| I Gotta Get Outta Here (Dr. Jim Sadler) | Kobe
(Clara Bingham) |
| Your
Kids |
Vanessa Got Her Ring (Bobbie Dooley) |
|
|
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2003, No. 3 | |
| Make With the Autopsy Photos (Clara Bingham) | One King Grand (Robert Green) |
| The Sexiest Women in FHM | Internet Trash
(Bobbie Dooley) |
| Swim Party (Bobbie Dooley) | Back
From the Disney Cruise |
| Hooray for Martha! (Vernon Dozier) | Victory
for Sodomites (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Separation
of Church and State (Margaret Gray) |
|
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2003, No. 2 | |
| South Beach | Orange Alert (Jay Santos) |
| The Debutante Ball (Bobbie Dooley) | The Antismoking
Lobby |
| The Produce Section | The
PGA Colonial (Vernon Dozier) |
| I Drive a Porche (Ted Bell) | Loch
Ness Monster |
| Shaving
the Boys |
The Graduation Party (Bobbie
Dooley) |
|
|
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2003, No. 1 | |
| Human Shield (Margaret Gray) | A Couple of Blasts (Don Berman) |
| Silent Heroes (Bobbie Dooley) | Untie a Yellow Ribbon (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Employee Worth (Bob Green) | Three
Hundred Years
(Margaret Gray) |
| Delicious Burritos | Kmart |
| Dateline
Paris (Margaret Gray) |
|
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2003, No. 2 | |
| Flashback: Martinize Your Soul (Clara Brooks, aka Bingham) | Recycling |
| Thank God We Live in L.A. (Margaret Gray) | Death With Dignity (Eric Hester) |
| Security Council (David G. Hall) | Whore
(Bob Green) |
| Missionary Sabatical (Clara Bingham) | Thank
You for Murdering Americans (Bobbie Dooley) |
| 98
Hours (Bobbie Dooley) |
The Marconi Award (Don Berman)
|
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2003, No. 1 | |
| Coast to Coast With Art Bell: "Taken" | Britney and I |
| Traces of Love (Larry Grover) | Buck Negro, January 29 |
| Subliminal Messaging (Tony Neil) | Roman
Polanski (Margaret Gray) |
| The Actors' Letter (R.C. Collins) | Will
You Be My Mommy? (Tony Neil) |
| Bubba
Lott (Clara Bingham) |
Like Animals (Vernon Dozier)
|
| Sean Penn Has Led
the Way (Margaret Gray) |
Decomposing
With Dignity (Margaret Gray) |
| Table Policy (Bobbie Dooley) |
Channel 19 News Profile (Don Berman) |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2002, No. 2 | |
| We've Got Some Juicy Stuff (Don Berman) | Bud Was Fired |
| The Jackass (Bobbie Dooley) | Glorious Victory (Larry Grover) |
| Now Are You Scared? (David G. Hall) | Project
Whole Woman (Dean Wheeler) |
| Hi, Dr. Laura (Bobbie Dooley) | In
the Strictest Confidence (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Live
Through Me (Margaret Gray) |
Pissed on the 405 (Vernon
Dozier) |
| Integration (Bobbie Dooley) |
Seth
Is Not Gay (Bobbie Dooley) |
| The
Show's Dead (David G. Hall) |
Winona's Sentence (Margaret Gray) |
| The
Last Episode (Steve Bozell) |
|
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2002, No. 1 | |
| I Remember How Wonderful It Was (Margaret Gray) | Critical Mass |
| Barbra in Charge (Deb Turner) | Nudist Camp
(Art Griego) |
| Hotel Porn | Strike
a Blow for
Women (Margaret Gray) |
| The Clothesathon (Bobbie Dooley) | Madman
on the Loose (Jay Santos) |
| Men's
Clubs (Harvey Wireman) |
One More Felony Bust (Margaret
Gray) |
| Bolted
Crypt (Larry Grover) |
Bobbie
Calls the Ra (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Margaret
Calls the Ra (Margaret Gray) |
|
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2002, No. 4 | |
| We're Big Fans of the Trial (Bobbie Dooley) | Clara's Cans (Clara Bingham) |
| Nine or Eleven (Chris Norton) | Getting
Around in New York |
| American Idol (Pastor Wm. Renick) | Stew Meat (R.C.
Collins) |
| My Heart Will Go On (Bobbie Dooley) | Bud in New York
(Bud Dickman) |
| Jason's Birthday
Party (Margaret Gray) |
The Counterbalancing Technique
(Clara Bingham) |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2002, No. 3 | |
| Death Row Interview (Austin Amarca) | Maui |
| Anna Nicole Smith (Rudy Canoza) | Five
Minutes Ago (Bobbie Dooley) |
| My Wife Likes to Eat | Dating a
Vegetarian |
| Enough Is Enough (Bobbie Dooley) | Deb Turner's Debut |
| "The Anna Nicole
Show" (Margaret Gray) |
Preamber Alert (Margaret Gray
|
| I
Had Two Kids (Vernon Dozier) |
|
|
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2002, No. 2 | |
| Girdles | The Summertacular Fashion Show Starring Garry Shandling (Bobbie Dooley and Harvey Wireman) |
| She Wanted to Lay Her Burden Down (Bobbie Dooley) | |
| Ted's High School Reunion (Ted Bell) | Sex and
the City and Me (Margaret Gray) |
| Enough Is Enough (Clara Bingham and Harvey Wireman) | Missing
Black Child (Clara Bingham) |
| Panty Check (Jay
Santos) |
Weddings Today (Ted Bell) |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2002, No. 1 | |
| The Houseboat (Bobbie Dooley) | What Happened With WorldCom (Bob Green) |
| The Secret Lives of Celebrities | Tiki Lights and Canned Nuts (Art Griego) |
| Tough Love (Margaret Gray) | Speaking of Animals |
| Tactical Surrender (R.C. Collins) | News From
Hollywood, July 8 (Margaret Gray) |
|
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2002, No. 3 | |
| Graduation Party (Bobbie Dooley) | Pegleg (Ted Bell) |
| The Ben Affleck Interview (Margaret Gray) | Midnight Mocknappings (Bobbie Dooley) |
| We Need Closure (Bobbie Dooley) | Hell Hath No Fury (Dean Wheeler) |
| J.No (Chris Norton) | Caribooty
(Paul Lane) |
| Kids ID'd Safely (Robert Green) | Ann
Landers (Margaret Gray) |
| Pine Cone (Margaret Gray) |
|
|
|
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2002, No. 2 | |
| Harvey Weighs In | This Is Amazing (Bobbie Dooley) |
| She'd Be Alive Today (Larry Grover) | The Kill Arafat Radiothon (Margaret, Lloyd, David) |
| Margaret Has Something Very Personal to Say | Green Penis (Margaret Gray) |
| Smack Mule (Jay Santos) | Stop the Fondlement (Bobbie Dooley) |
| It Could Very Easily Have Happened (Dr. Jim Sadler) | I Won't Pour
Salt on Their Quote Trash Unquote Wounds (Margaret Gray) |
|
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2002, No. 1 | |
| The Dooleys Went to Tahiti (Bobbie Dooley) | Suicide Buicking (Bobbie Dooley) |
| The Big Gay Win (Doug Dannger) | Better Parents (Dean Wheeler) |
| Barbara Walters (Margaret Gray) | Ted's Bowling Shirts (Various) |
| Fr. McQuarter's Debut | I Gotta Have It! (Margaret Gray) |
| Relentless Hugging (Vernon Dozier) | They Can Shut Their Pie Hole (Clara Bingham) |
| |
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2002, No. 3 | |
| Olympic Report (Margaret Gray) | Phil Can Be the Spokesman (David G. Hall) |
| You're About as Sexy as a Catbox (Bob Green) | There Isn't a Racist Bone in My Body (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Claude Buchard's Debut | Submersion Evasion (Mavis Leonard) |
| A Valentine to Maria (David G. Hall) | The NFL Today |
| Roll Tape | How Many Scrotums Has She Got? (Ted Bell) |
| Mothers With Sons
(Bobbie Dooley) |
|
|
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2002, No. 2 | |
| We Are Going to Get Rid of Bandit (Margaret Gray) | Wedding Etiquette (Lloyd Bonafye) |
| Liddy | What Women Want (Rudy Canoza) |
| Marty King (Bobbie Dooley) | The Enron (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Gobbler's Knob (Jay Santos) | Be Hip, Y'All (Dean Wheeler) |
| Margaret Just Writes All the Time | The SCAT (Clara Bingham) |
| Number That Movie (Various) | |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2002, No. 1 | |
| Amelia (Bobbie Dooley) | Greta Van Susteren (Margaret Gray) |
| Santa Is With Us | The Size of It (Chris Norton) |
| Is the Corn Ready? (Bobbie Dooley) | New Year's Eve (Bobbie Dooley) |
| I'm Writing This Letter to You While I'm Packing | Off-Road (Jay Santos) |
| ______________ |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2001, No. 5 | |
| If Not the Clone, Who? (Margaret Gray) | Violated (Ted Bell) |
| Section 8 (Jeff Dowder) | Pearl Harbor (Margaret Gray) |
| Straight Outta Chatsworth Remix (R.C. Collins) | Christmas Parties (Jay Santos) |
| Karen Arnette's Fitness Palace (Bobbie Dooley) | Cybersex (Steve Bozell) |
| Name Exchange | John Walker (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Joe Dickhead, Dec. 21 | |
| |
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2001, No. 4 | |
| Sawed-Off Bobbie (Bobbie Dooley) | Britney Loses It |
| The Wonderful World of Women Cruise (Colleen Cristin Brewster) | Jason J. Has Smallpox (Margaret Gray) |
| Wartime Correspondent (Margaret Gray) | I Love Me |
| Ted's Search (Ted Bell) | If the Islams Take Over (Colleen Cristin Brewster) |
| You Got a Better Way? (Art Griego) | Radio Free Afghanistan |
| The Turkey Baster (Bobbie Dooley) | |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2001, No. 3 | |
| We Will Demand That Courtesy (Ted Bell) | Operation Kringle (Jay Santos) |
| Margaret's Halloween Party | The Greeleys' Potluck (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Long Live the Emmys (Herb Sewell) | Our Lady of the Emmys (Roland Schwinn) |
| Horns and Sirens | R.C., Cadet First Class |
| Bud Is a Vegetarian | |
| |
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2001, No. 2 | |
| Nose Swabs (Jay Santos) | Joe Dickhead |
| The Leash (Robert Green) | Shoddy Treatment (Margaret Gray) |
| Hail to the Chief (Bobbie Dooley) | Bud Dickman's Weekly Top 10 |
| The Way It Was (Jeff Dowder) | The Only Journalists (Doug Dannger) |
| E.T. (Ted Bell) | Tell It to the Hand (Dr. Jim Sadler) |
| |
The Flying Through the Air Industry (Art Griego) |
| |
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2001, No. 1 | |
| She Got All Up in My Face (Bobbie Dooley) | The Gas Masks (Bobbie Dooley) |
| The Earth and Purging Expo (Dean Wheeler) | Skippy & Frank, Oct. 3 |
| Hold Down the Fort (Margaret Gray) | Attack Stewardesses (Art Griego) |
| You Can Be Glib and Witty (Lloyd Bonafye) | Aren't You Going to Feel Like the Asshole? (Margaret Gray) |
| A Squabble (Mavis Leonard) | Entertainment Report (Doug Dannger) |
| |
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2001, No. 2 | |
| A Natural Reaction (Margaret Gray) | Phil Talks About Mexico |
| Shrimp Cocktail (Ted Bell and David G. Hall) | A Professional-Grade Session (Margaret Gray) |
| Natalie Gogan (Bobbie Dooley) | Start My Son (Dean Wheeler) |
| Flashback: Here's a Topic (David G. Hall) | A Tradition Stolen (Margaret Gray) |
| The Uniforms (Bobbie Dooley) | Cats (Dr. Jim Sadler) |
| Casey | |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2001, No. 1 | |
| That's What We're Hoping to Avoid (Bobbie Dooley) | We Love You, Mariah (Robert Green) |
| The Fun Will Not Be Stopped Tour (Colleen Cristin Brewster) | Talk About Taste! |
| Viva la Aquanet! (Luis Brass Viejo and Rosa) | The Clonoids (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Ask Phil About Broadcasting (R.C. Collins) | You've Gotta Stop (Margaret Gray and David G. Hall) |
| Singles L.A. (Larry and Mother Grover) | |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2001, No. 2 | |
| Do It for California (Margaret Gray) | Junk Wear (Lloyd Bonafye and Jeff Dowder) |
| Sexually Blessed (Bobbie Dooley) | In Heaven Tonight (Pastor Wm. Rennick and Mavis Leonard) |
| Hill Garbage (Jay Santos and Maj. Elvis Newton) | The Weakest Link (various) |
| Ted Has Courtside Seats (Ted Bell) | Don't Talk Jesus (Margaret Gray) |
| It Is Now OK to Call Phil (Bobbie Dooley) | Phil's Affair (Margaret Gray and David G. Hall) |
| |
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2001, No. 1 | |
| Some of My Best Friends Are Italian (Margaret Gray) | California, Here I Come (Margaret Gray) |
| The Wrong Gifts (Vernon Dozier) | The Best Pornography (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Big Sister, Little Sister Cruise (Colleen Cristin Brewster) | The Lawsuit (Various) |
| Antique Road Show (Ida Cole) | For Instance, My Wife (Herb Sewell) |
| Techno | |
| Pamela Anderson (David G. Hall) | |
| |
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2001, No. 4 | |
| Hill People Blues (Jay Santos) | Bend Over and Take It (Roland Schwinn) |
| A Squeeze of Lime (Bob Green) | The Sunny California Way (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Bob Downey Has Been Let Down (Margaret Gray) | Phil Busts a Chair (David G. Hall) |
| Bobbie on the Gas Prices | We're on Manual Everything Now (Lloyd Bonafye) |
| No-Surprise Party (Margaret Gray) | Why Does My Son Have to Suffer? (Bobbie Dooley) |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2001, No. 3 | |
| Nude Dog (Vernon Dozier) | Hollywood Report, Mar. 19 (Margaret Gray) |
| Kenny G (Various) | No Parent Tells Me What to Do (Clara Bingham) |
| Margaret Wants to Be the Spokesperson | Rosie Quits (Bob Bakian) |
| "Reberbation for Mr. Hemdrie" (Brad Rifkin) | I Want to Tell the Little Kids (Larry and Mother Grover) |
| The Final Four Tour Package (Colleen Cristin Brewster) | Obvious Crusting (Bobbie Dooley) |
| We Need Power (Bobbie Dooley) | Phil's Irish Story |
| |
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2001, No. 2 | |
| Michael Jackson | Love |
| Diet Island (Chris Norton) | The Sleepover (Bobbie Dooley) |
| The Spielberg Stable (Margaret Gray) | The Power Loss Combo (Margaret Gray) |
| "Hannibal" (Margaret Gray) | How Much Would It Take (Robert Green) |
| A Love Odyssey to Him (Colleen Cristin Brewster) | I'm Only Joking (Bobbie Dooley) |
| It's Like Opening Up a Present (Chris Norton) | |
| Fat Tuesday (Margaret Gray) | |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2001, No. 1 | |
| Young Love and a Paper Towel (Colleen Cristin Brewster) | Blue Seal Cosmetics (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Flashback: The Wicked Witch of the Western Estates (Bobbie Dooley) | John Wayne's Films |
| The Rose Parade (Various) | Two Fingers to Thinner Thighs (Colleen Cristin Brewster) |
| Baby Stew (Bob Green) | |
| The End of an Era (Margaret Gray) | |
| This Is What Happens | |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2000, No. 3 | |
| Fat Warnings | McChicken Head (Robert Green) |
| The Falltacular (Bobbie Dooley) | Larry Is Confident About the Recount (Larry Grover) |
| Ted Makes an Announcement (Ted Bell) | Princess Madonna (Margaret Gray) |
| One-way Ticket to Paradise (Colleen Cristin Brewster) | Christmas Letters (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Explosion of Color (Bobbie Dooley) | Marrying Madonna (Carl Mizla) |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2000, No. 2 | |
| I 'Ticipate Their 'Sires (Chris Norton) | Throb City (Chris Norton and Harvey Wireman |
| Flu Shots (Viola Newbury) | Mavis Calls |
| Fat Warnings | A Little Bird Told Me, Nov. 14 (Margaret Gray) |
| Razors (Bobbie Dooley) | The Dicksicle (Steve Bozell) |
| Play Station 2 (Ted Bell) | She Was a Tub of Lard (Margaret Gray) |
| Charlie's Asian (Margaret Gray) | |
| |
| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall 2000, No. 1 | |
| Fat Little 9-Year-Old Turd (Margaret Gray) | Bobbie's Ousted (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Barbie Doll Addiction (Clara Bingham) | Menopause Awareness Month (Jay Santos) |
| Revirginization (Dr. Jim Sadler) | Judge Phil (David G. Hall) |
| The Pitch (David G. Hall) | Are You Willing to Take That Chance? (Margaret Gray) |
| He's Thinking About Cafe Curtains (Margaret Gray) | Find the Fat Girl |
| Five Dollars and a Camera (Larry Grover) | |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2000, No. 3 | |
| Le Mondrain (Margaret Gray) | Competitive Dieters (Art Griego) |
| Southern California Living (Bobbie Dooley) | Did You See Nickelodeon Get Their Heads Bashed In? (Dave Oliva) |
| Gifford's Hell | The Magazines (Viola Newbury) |
| All Stage Mothers Wear Kneepads (Margaret Gray) | The New Gay-Friendly Phil Hendrie Show |
| Forty cc's of Baby Batter (Clara Bingham) | Nixon's No Different (Larry Grover) |
| 120 Pounds of Donut Oil (Roland Schwinn) | |
| Attack Russia (Lloyd Bonafye) | |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2000, No. 2 | |
| These Cheap Bastards (Margaret Gray) | Innocent Simpson (Brad Rifkin) |
| Private Beaches | On the Bright Side (Colleen Cristin Brewster) |
| Get the Ice! (Ted Bell) | The Chinee (Ted Bell) |
| Frederick's of Hollywood (Chris Norton) | Van Nuys |
| Girl Scout Cookies (Bobbie Dooley) | The Wonder of the Natural Miscarriage (Larry Grover) |
| Hey, Charlie, It's Him! | A Small Sacrifice (Margaret Gray) |
| Gay Mobilization (Bobbie Dooley) | |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer 2000, No. 1 | |
| The Prophet (June 28) | Bitchslap Festival (Bobbie Dooley) |
| The Mongolian Deal (Ted Bell) | How About Taking Her Out for a Bowl of Spagetti? |
| Skippy & Frank (June 30) | Grease Fires (Roland Schwinn) |
| Blessed Relief (Art Griego) | How Many Beers Would It Take? (Prell, Dickman, Collins, Dowder) |
| Hotwear (Chris Norton) | It'd Be Cruel to Run Her Seeing Eye Dog at That Pace (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Gay Bars | |
| Harry Potter (Clara Barrett) | |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2000, No. 5 | |
| Pud-Pulling Material (R.C. Collins) | She's a Brick House (Margaret Gray) |
| Slap on a Glove (Jay Santos) | Body Language (Robert Green) |
| Deep Throat (Steve Bozell) | Corridor to the Beyond (Dr. Jim Sadler) |
| Do You Want to Wear Goggling? (Margaret Gray) | No One's Raping Me for Bing Cherries (Robert Green) |
| Coors Light | Shocking Revelations (Margaret Gray) |
| Flashback: "I Love You" (Bobbie Dooley) | Sure-Grip Pope (Rudy Canoza) |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2000, No. 4 | |
| Classical Connection | The Nebulous Stench (Margaret Gray) |
| It Takes a Village (Bobbie Dooley) | Barrelful of Ass (Dr. Jim Sadler) |
| The Kentucky Derby (Margaret Gray) | Margaret's Mother's Day Brunch |
| Erectile (Mavis Leonard) | Bobbie Believes in Herbalife |
| Hef Hefner and the Rabbit Women (Mavis Leonard) | |
| |
|
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2000, No. 3 | |
| Coast to Coast With Art Bell: Area 51 | Neck Massagers |
| Boom Town! (Margaret Gray) | Harvey Hates the Census |
| The Nationwide Juvenile Copycat Deal (Jay Santos) | Too Close to the Ape Cage (Mavis Leonard) |
| We Have CC&Rs (Bobbie Dooley) | Let the Healing Begin (Chris Norton) |
| Chocolate Easter Rabbit (Dr. Jim Sadler) | Fetal Position 2000 (Margaret Gray) |
| The Commercial Strike (Charlie Lafountain) | |
| |
| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2000, No. 2 | |
| And You Don't Believe in the Vaseline Workshop, I Suppose? (Bobbie Dooley) | The Arista Party (Margaret Gray) |
| Get Your Lips Off! (Robert Green) | Do You Want to Be Cut Out of Your House? (Bobbie Dooley) |
| A City on the Move (Margaret Gray) | The Mile High Club (Chris Norton) |
| An Intimate Education (Bobbie Dooley) | Remembering Garbo (Harvey Wireman and R.C. Collins) |
| Number Two (Jeff Dowder) | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring 2000, No. 1 | |
| Your Pets Would Rather Die (Dr. Jim Sadler) | I Don't Go Through a Dumpster, Thank You (Bobbie Dooley) |
| The Monoped (Margaret Gray) | Satanic Weekly (R.C. Collins) |
| Pay to the Order of: Jews (Robert Green) | La Bonne Femme (David G. Hall) |
| Welcome to America (Mavis Leonard) | Don't Be OPEC's Jail Bitch (Brad Rifkin) |
| Now Comes the Cow (Margaret Gray) | Send the Boy Home! (Margaret Gray) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2000, No. 6 | |
| I'm Not Gay (Steve Bozell) | I Can Unhinge My Jaw If He Needs It (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Now They're Calling Me Micro Boy (Dr. Jim Sadler) | These Dirty, Lousy, Greasy Punks (Jay Santos) |
| Oh, Man, You Are Huge! | Skippy and Frank |
| Diane | We Are Sick of It! (Bobbie Dooley) |
| An Evening With the Quaids | |
| Trading Post (David G. Hall) | |
| Trailers | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2000, No. 5 | |
| The Farewell Tour (R.C. Collins) | Hector and Suzie |
| Saki | Disney |
| The Dog Show (Margaret Gray) | Staying Power (Chris Norton) |
| Flags | Peanuts |
| The Processor (R.C. Collins) | The Return of the Sensitive Man (Bob Green) |
| El Camino de Chocolate (Little Ian Anderson) | Interesting Tidbits, Feb. 28 (Mavis Leonard) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2000, No. 4 | |
| Bobbie's Signature Hairstyle | The Statue of Liberty (Pastor Renick) |
| Mongo (R.C. Collins) | Margaret's Valentine's Day Gifts |
| Westlake | Ask Mr. Clean |
| Sensitivity Training (Brad Rifkin) | Ride My Rocket at Night (R.C. Collins) |
| Brand Spankin' New Slave (Clara Bingham) | And Now... |
| Bed-and-Breakfasts | Mavis Comes Forward |
| Comics | Sexie Barbie (Steve Bozell) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2000, No. 3 | |
| Remembering Heddy (Harvey Wireman and R.C. Collins) | Master of the Ween (Steve Bozell) |
| The Level of Wonderment (Dr. Jim Sadler) | The James Wood |
| The Nacho Recipe (Bobbie Dooley) | Girls of the Spice (Jeff Dowder) |
| He Can Shag His Ass Out Onto That Stage and Get What He Needs to Get Done (Margaret Gray) | A Little Bird Told Me, Feb. 1 (Margaret Gray) |
| Black History Month (Mavis Leonard) | |
| You Can Kiss It (Margaret Gray) | |
| The Condolence Cards (Ted Bell) | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2000, No. 2 | |
| We Got the 'Tards on the Run (David G. Hall) | The Freedom Child (Margaret Gray) |
| You Need to Hang Up Your Phone, Ma'am | Jungle-American (Larry Grover) |
| I'm There for the Art (Lloyd Bonafye) | Beaver Hunt (Chris Norton) |
| Crazier Than an Outhouse Rat (Mavis Leonard) | Margaret Reads From Her Diary |
| It's Standard Stuff (Bobbie Dooley) | |
| The Chili Cookoff (Steve Bozell) | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter 2000, No. 1 | |
| The Allowance (Bobbie Dooley) | Don't Bring Your Radioactive, Hairless Ass Over to My House (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Renewal (Bob Green) | The Angel on My Shoulder Program (Bob Green) |
| The Christmas Show (Harvey, Margaret, Mavis, Bud, R.C.) | Art Bell's New Year's Eve Show |
| There But for the Grace of God Goes Bobbie | The Y2K-Y (Steve Bozell) |
| Women of the Century (Chris Norton) | Frank and Margaret Thank God |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall '99, No. 6 | |
| Guest Host R.C. Collins (With Chris Norton) | Medical File: The Rash (Larry and Mother Grover With Dr. Jim Sadler) |
| Coast to Coast With Art Bell: The Assorcism | Whackjob |
| Columbine Kid (Bobbie Dooley) | The Santa Claus Interview |
| Harvey's Getting Married | A Volcano Surrounded by Ants (Margaret Gray) |
| The Christmas Letter | The Furby (Steve Bozell) |
| Merry "Gone With the Wind" Kwanzaa (Bobbie Dooley) | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall '99, No. 5 | |
| Is That Your Final Answer? (Bobbie Dooley) | The Thanksgiving Remote From Jim Seal's Auto Farm (with Bud Dickman) |
| The Table-to-Table Service (Bob Green) | We Are in a Lockdown Mode Here at Western Estates (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Larry the Listboy (With Mother Grover) | The Only Serviceable Pair (Lloyd Bonafye) |
| The Lightweight (Steve Bozell) | R.C. Watches "Autoposy" |
| Blue Ball (Roland Schwinn) | The KFI Christmas Party (Margaret Gray) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall '99, No. 4 | |
| The Dooleys Are Going to Germany | Stankification (Jay Santos) |
| She Came on Gangbusters With the Astroglide (Steve Bozell) | He Just Stuck a Celery Stick Up My Rearend (Margaret Gray) |
| Jesus J. Delmonaco (Margaret Gray) | Graverobbers in Bellflower (Clara Bingham) |
| The Bond Girls (Rudy Canoza) | The Great Y2K Gun Giveaway (Jay Santos) |
| Bobbie Gets Pissed Off | Everything We Know We Learned From the Movies (Margaret Gray) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall '99, No. 3 | |
| Margaret Interviews Phil, Part Two | Interesting Tidbits -- Formerly Southern California Doings -- Oct. 11 (Mavis Leonard) |
| The Confrontational, Truth-Driven Training (Brad Rifkin) | Mavis Pays a Visit to the Studio |
| Chris Norton's Gotta Get It Taken Care Of | Ted Bell's Haunted Mansion |
| The Federalist Papers (Clara Bingham) | A Breach of the Marital Contract (Jay Santos) |
| My Show Sucks (several) | The Annual Show Monitoring (David G. Hall) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall '99, No. 2 | |
| Coast to Coast With Art Bell, Sept. 23 | What Do You Think Wins When an Excursion Meets a Kid? (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Check to See If Mom Was Involved With AYSO (Jay Santos) | Is Your Meat Spoiled? (Jeff Dowder) |
| Jeff Dowder's "The Child Within" | Maria on the Car Phone |
| The Facial (David G. Hall) | Margaret Interviews Phil, Part One |
| Male Spousal Abuse (Bob Green) | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Fall '99, No. 1 | |
| The Casino Night Auction (Margaret Gray) | Margaret Deplores Boxing |
| The Vic Prell Show (Phil Hendrie and David G. Hall) | Summer Is Over at Western Estates (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Steve Bozell Practices Boating Safety | Straight Outta Chatsworth (R.C. Collins) |
| Missle Dick (Larry and Mother Grover) | The Catholics Know How to Pop It Down (Bob Green) |
| R.C. Is Taking Trigonometry | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer '99, No. 8 | |
| Child Actors (Margaret Gray) | Margaret Drinks a Lot of Water and Eats a Lot of Fruit |
| Spalk (David G. Hall) | The Dodgers vs. the Famous Ethnic Food People |
| Southern California Doings, Sept. 8 (Mavis Leonard) | The Insemenation (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Chris Norton's Football Clinic | Women Are Here for the Beauty (Rudy Canoza) |
| Clara Puts the Shoe on the Other Foot | Jesus Was a Bartender (Bob Green) |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer '99, No. 7 | |
| The First Annual Ernest Hemingway Shotgun Cleaning Contest | The Big Fall Promotion (David G. Hall) |
| We Don't Shop There. You Might. We Don't. (Bobbie Dooley) | The Boys Are Back (boy singer) |
| Karel and Andrew | Bobbie Knows How to Speak to the French |
| Eye on the Law (Harvey )Wireman | Coast to Coast With Art Bell |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer '99, No. 6 | |
| R.C. Deathwatch, Part 3 | "Brandy" |
| Margaret Understands Her Husband | Stimuland, August 8 |
| R.C. Dies | Bodyguards (Bobbie Dooley) |
| Playacting With Harvey | Rode Hard and Put Up Wet (Margaret Gray) |
| "Wives and Lovers" | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer '99, No. 5 | |
| R.C. Has Three Days to Live | R.C. Deathwatch, Part 1 |
| She Had "City of Redondo Beach" on Her Ass (Chris Norton) | Eastern Beauties (Brad Rifkin?) |
| The Boss Is Going Down (Margaret Gray) | R.C. Deathwatch, Part 2 |
| Tina | Ladies, Get off Your Husbands' Backs and Get on Your Backs (Bobbie Dooley) |
| R.C. Has One Day to Live | |
| The Dodgers vs. the Famous Drag Queens | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer '99, No. 4 | |
| The Show Must Go On (Margaret Gray) | I Think I'd Call That "Burrito Surprise" (Chris Norton) |
| The Beach, It Doesn't Like Me | Nobody Sues Bob Green. Nobody. |
| I Can Hear the Cheese in Your Throat (Brad Rifkin) | The Wonder and the Mystery of Frank Stallone |
| Woodstock '99 (Norton and Wireman) | |
| The Lap Dance King (Rudy Canoza) | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer '99, No. 3 | |
| So There We Have a Big Fat Woman Licking Her Fingers All Day (Bobbie Dooley) | The Package (Chris Norton) |
| Let's Go for the Gold, America! (Margaret Gray) | Full Crack Horror (Jeff Dowder) |
| The Prophet | Britney's Areas (Steve Bozell) |
| Cloris Calls | It Doesn't Wash, Mr. Hoover (Margaret Gray) |
| Ballroom Dancing | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer '99, No. 2 | |
| That Crap Is Relevant to Nobody (David G. Hall) | The Dodgers vs. the Famous Cripples |
| R.C. Has 30 Days to Live, Part 2 | I Got Power Coming out My Ass! (Jay Santos) |
| What We're Talking About Is Normal Marital Discord (Bobbie Dooley) | R.C. Has 30 Days to Live, Part 3 |
| Southern California Doings, July 1 (Mavis Leonard) | Maybe He's a Goddamn Genius, Have You Thought About That? (Several) |
| Gaymation (Doug Dannger) | |
| Amelia | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Summer '99, No. 1 | |
| The Ricky Martin Demographic (Grant Sully) | It Pranced Around With a Baby in Its Mouth (Bobbie Dooley) |
| When Your Son Puts a Lighter Near His Ass, All Bets Are Off (Bobbie Dooley) | Soundbites |
| Coast to Coast With Art Bell | The Wedding and the Rich, Kinky Bitch (Margaret Gray) |
| You Go to Minnesota, You're Not in America Anymore | R.C. Has 30 Days to Live, Part 1 |
| Wrong Numbers | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Spring '99 | |
| Animal Control | Bachelor of the Week (Chris Norton) |
| Are You Going to Vote for the Hill? (Margaret Gray) | You're Going to Have a Beer |
| Southern California Doings, June 3 (Mavis Leonard) | Madeline Isn't Beautiful Yet, But Someday She Will Be (Bobbie Dooley) |
| The Woman of the Century (Bobbie Dooley) | The Choices We Make (Margaret Gray) |
| Jay Santos Online | |
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| Phil Hendrie Show, Winter '99 | |
| The Thermometer (Steve Bozell) | Jeff Dowder's Rent |
| Bob Green's Helpful Hand Driving School | R.C. Has a Better Question |
| Mavis Is Pro Life | Chris Norton's Calendar |
| Get on the Jay Santos Bandwagon | Rosie Is Like Our Best Friend (Bobbie Dooley) |
| The Airshow (Margaret Gray) | Dance Lessons (Austin Amarca) |
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 The Best of Phil Hendrie 1998 The outstanding proceeds (over $120,000) from the sale of this compilation went to My Friend's Place, a resource for wayward teens. It has some hilarious moments, with an emphasis on the funniest callers rather than the funniest scenarios. Dionne from Phelan is particularly funny. When she estimates that her boobs weigh 10 pounds apiece, David G. Hall can't get his mind back on the business at hand, which is, as usual, to publicly berate Phil. The illustration of Phil is by Matt Groening ("The Simpsons"). |
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 The Best of Phil Hendrie 1995
From Phil's second-to-last year in Miami, this is a terrific collection of funny bits. An advantage to being in Miami is all the thick southern accents, which make so many callers unintentionally hilarious. One guy refers to the Miami Herald as the "My-aay-moh Herrow." Margaret Gray, everyone's favorite jet-set celebrity journalist, makes several appearances. Phil gets things started by imitating a voice mail computer. A guy called to complain about the station's cruel stereotyping of Canadians (they wear black socks with Birckenstocks, for example), and Phil, pretending to be a voice-mail menu, gets the guy to push all kinds of buttons in response to an absurd, endless survey. The guy even starts pushing them with his feet! It's classic Hendrie. |
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