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April Winchell |
| Craig and Eddie
have collected the following highlights from this multitalented woman's
own hilarious, peculiar radio show, as well as her appearances on other
shows. They describe their devotion to her here. |
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| FROM HER GUEST APPEARANCES ON ASK MR. KABC |
| April Winchell Highlights, CD#26 | ||
| After a thrilling Yom Kippur |
My theory about QVC | Frank TV |
| Sex toys and Britney |
Star sightings | Phone story, part 3 |
| I went to Prague last year |
I was dreaming when I wrote this | Celebrities naming their children |
| The Diet Fork™ |
Phone story, part 1 | Sex toys on television |
| The Get-Slim Slippers™ |
Phone story, part 2 | I have nothing to talk about |
| Does anyone remember talent? |
Commercials that irritate me | |
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From her Sept. and Oct. 2007 guest-host gig on KTLK AM 1150, Los Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#25 | ||
| We all miss the yodeling chickens |
Rachael Ray | A phone call from Kevin James |
| Profiles in hubris |
Is that a dealbreaker? | Another phone call |
| A life coach; industrial music |
Happy birthday, Mr. K | My happiest birthday memory |
| Tipping at Souplantation |
Some treats for you | Lisa's parents sing |
| Pet lovers and animal lovers |
A present in special wrapping | E-mail wishes |
| Prom babies |
The Happy Birthday song | Thanks for
making my 40th birthday special |
| All the fruit children | "Cheaters" | |
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From her August 2007 guest-host gig on KTLK AM 1150, Los Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#24 | ||
| Under the radar |
Revenge of the ex-wives |
A license to have children |
| My political education |
April on Paris |
Women's magazines |
| The sportsfan mentality |
Life behind bars |
I've worked for a lot of ad agencies |
| Until I get sick of it |
In People magazine |
"White Lines" |
| Let's talk to Robert |
Our faux acceptance of fat |
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| Thank you for the education |
4 is the new fat |
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From her May 5, 2007, guest-host gig on KTLK AM 1150, Los Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#23 | ||
| Watching radio |
Magic Mountain |
Carmen's guilty pleasures |
| So much protection for Tony Danza |
Celebrity injury |
Some phone calls |
| Why do people have to sing? |
More celebrity injury |
The Carl's Jr. commercial |
| When I get blue |
Dish on Star Jones |
The United Airlines commercial |
| Sexy stewardesses |
In a waiting room today |
Celebrity rates |
| In my Gold Box™ |
I hate InStyle
magazine |
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From her June and July '06 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#22 | ||
| Already with the complaints |
Suzanne comes unglued; Rosie on The View | Something to hold |
| I can't make fun of Liza |
Some phone calls | The home of the homeless |
| Psychics can't be bothered with punctuation |
Calling DirecTV | Who the hell is Marie Osmand to clean up the Internet? |
| Santa Barbara |
Wonder Showzen | The kitchen of love |
| Crazier than you already are |
Mooch across America | Growing your own meat |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah |
The world should know it | |
| A Citibank contest | More phone calls | |
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From her Mar. through May '06 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#21 | ||
| I have a lot of complaining to do |
Half-black with Jack Savage |
Home Depot |
| Please don't ask me about my father |
Kathy Griffin |
A scathing e-mail |
| They call them Dutch caramel wafers |
Don't be scared, Jen; Pregnant flyers |
A borderline retard |
| Speaking of fat people |
Some phone calls fast and furious |
What I found in a Dumpster |
| At Starbucks |
Let's continue with the phone calls |
Legal
counsel |
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From her Feb. '06 appearance on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#20 | ||
| Why are we so fascinated by these things? |
New Year's Eve in Boston |
I love Izzy's Deli |
| The worst week of customer service ever |
So I'm in Vons the other day |
I was in Carl's Jr. |
| Last call at Neiman Marcus |
I'm about to trash David Copperfield |
What's with Bluetooth? |
| Speaking of elderly homosexuals… |
I got this reply |
Crooked movers |
| Dell |
Anything you could tell me about James Spader |
A
name you can depend on |
| Renting a new apartment |
Let's talk about William Shatner |
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| The Oreo story |
Some phone calls |
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From her Jan. '06 appearance on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#19 | ||
| So much to talk about |
Overheard at a restaurant in Paris |
And I'm not done with the Dutch |
| Isolated for three days |
Everything's expensive |
Pound for pound, nobody stinks like the Dutch |
| Teasers and tributes |
I ate so much |
Which brings me to the Red Light District |
| A horror at Harrod's |
"Little Mary Christmas" |
We take a train to Paris |
| The Odd
Couple |
Sinterklaas is their Santa Claus |
Fabrice,
the world's least helpful concierge |
| Spamalot | The
pot was cheap |
The
toilet; Star Academie |
| English
accents |
Johnny-Jordaan-Plein |
Protesting
in Paris |
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From her Nov. '05 appearance on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los Angeles, in which she regailed us with tails of a European vacation. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#18 | ||
| Back from Hell |
Thank you, now run along |
How sad is my life |
| You remember the drugs |
Simultaneously awful and joyful | A sad showbusiness story |
| A great letter |
April's leaving the room |
Tell your story hopping |
| Poor Tori |
The mystery guest |
Say goodbye |
| He's Fabio |
Your amazing luck |
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From her Sept. '05 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#17 | ||
| How quickly time passes |
Insights into self-delusion | They stuck a needle in my neck |
| Space Mountain |
The best of Hal Fishman | Kathyland |
| She has no talent |
My new most hated commercial | Laser hair removal down there |
| A news story for you | An autographed picture | Some phone calls |
| Can I tell you about my couch? |
The Dove girls | |
| The Black Diamond | At the Learning Annex | |
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From her Aug. '05 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#16 | ||
| It's really early |
Your father is…was |
Storytelling the news |
| High school reunions |
Cortiscam |
Psychopathic bosses |
| MySpace.com |
Olympic events |
A great story about Carl |
| On TV tonight |
More on TV |
A musical retrospective |
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From her weeklong, July '05 cohosting gig with
Mr. KABC on McIntyre in the
Morning, AM790, Los Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#15 | ||
| Number 21 |
Responses |
Another American
Idol story |
| Wonderful presents; American Idol |
A whole new way to eat chicken |
A new nickname |
| How to Quit
Smoking |
The Fathers Day cake |
A big dumb blonde whore |
| A horrifying musical |
Celebrity sightings |
This is fun, having you on |
| Back into the dating scene |
Tom Cruise, M.D.; the personality profile |
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From her May and June '05 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#14 |
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| No worse for wear | The story of Passover | The catheter story |
| Innies and outties |
Paulagate | |
| What we all have to look forward to |
A Harold Greene story; May gets the part | The chic recovery hotel |
| How much did you take out, and where is it? | Queen of the sequals | Dreams |
| My first
physical |
It's like a really dull, slow soap opera | Bonus track: April on assignment (from Ken & Co., 3/27/03) |
| Are you hopped up right now? | So I found an apartment | |
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From
her Apr. and May '05 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los
Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#13 |
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| I don't talk about anything interesting | I'm sitting here with Tom Kenny |
Two places where age doesn't matter |
| Ask Mr. KABC's fill-in |
SpongeBob QueerPants |
Listener e-mail |
| Britney, Ringo, and Richard |
They haven't gone far enough |
The Swedish Big Lots |
| Apple didn't just fall off the tree | I've got two suggestions | Getting older is not a lot of fun |
| People wonder why I drink |
Some are fancy on the inside |
We finally get into a topic that's interesting |
| I love IKEA |
I auditioned for the banana |
Bonus track: Stop sharing! (from Ken & Co., 2/21/03) |
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From
her Jan. 28, 2005, stint as fill-in host on Ask Mr. KABC,
AM790, Los
Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#12 |
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| Look who the cat dragged in on this New Year's Eve | Crappy New Year |
American's Next Top Model |
| What the…? |
Fast food |
I'm out of warranty; the King's Arms |
| Can't wait to get older |
The canned chipotle chicken salad |
Happy holiday stories |
| Commercials | Moyer and Martin | Welcome to 2005! |
| Face-down in a snowbank |
My Snoop Dogg dream |
Bonus track: Rain (from Ken & Co.,2/21/03) |
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From
her Dec. '04 and Mar. '05 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790,
Los
Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#11 |
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| It's fake and it's colored | The dentist |
Vampire's Kisses |
| Some phone calls |
Talking about cars and ventriloquism |
Juxtapositions |
| Belushi v. Newmar |
Cheese |
All the toys I didn't get as a kid |
| I went to a movie theater | Stars who sing | The benefits of being funny |
| Beyond the
Sea |
The CSI
Miami drinking game |
Laugh along |
| Getting back to the screening |
Your dogs are idiots |
Rapid-fire phone calls |
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From
her Oct. and Nov. '04 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los
Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#10 |
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| I hope I didn't queer the interview for you | The quintessential celebrity sighting |
Extreme Makeover |
| Have you seen pictures of Kirstie Alley
lately? |
Star Trek: The Experience |
Knott's Scary Farm |
| I wish it were true |
Fabio called me |
The hiccups |
| New Jersey | The Falcon Theater | I had a lovely time with you this evening |
| The Jersey Patois |
A souvenir yarmulke |
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| My new favorite guilty pleasure |
Nightclubbing in New York |
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From
her Sept. and Oct. '04 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los
Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#9 |
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| I found myself enjoying your show | Contour tanning |
Your sexual IQ |
| Demeaning myself for dollars |
Motivational speakers |
My two most hated commercials right now |
| May calls in |
The Olympics |
I've been in dog hell |
| Fight Club, the Musical |
Bloomingdales is a horrible place | Is it over? |
| What's your beef with GE? |
Me and alcohol |
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| WingTunes |
A Naomi Campbell story |
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From
her summer 2004 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los
Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#8 |
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| What women and men want | I had to sell my watch |
Courtney Love and Martha Stewart |
| The subject of PMS |
At Bloomingdales |
Psychics |
| "Rocket Man" |
Winch |
I'm filling in |
| Stampede culture tendancies |
Rosetta! | Is it over already? |
| I can't get involved in this |
Al Rantel swallows the wrong way; Wonderfruit |
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| A warm Disneyland memory |
A story about a stutterer |
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From
her appearances March to July 2004 on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los
Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#7 |
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| It's been a month | PayPal is so evil |
Trading Spaces |
| 125 pounds later |
Gift exchange |
A Rosie story |
| I am in the toilet |
Can I ask you about New York? |
Another cartoon actor loses his mind |
| I'm selling out to the bare walls |
My Celine dream | Showbiz reminiscences |
| I can't believe I'm going to tell this story |
Pledge break |
RelationshipTalk.com; thank you for having me |
| Incentives |
Cartoon actors losing their minds |
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From
her May 14, 2004, appearance on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los
Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#6 |
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| I brought my boyfriend tonight | Star sightings |
Wing a song |
| Guidelines |
Euro Coffee commercial |
Some phone calls |
| What happened to April's husband? |
The amazing futon of love |
I'm seeing Stone Cold in a whole new light |
| My Valentines story |
The pigskin show | Bonus track: The Threat Colors (Ken
&
Co., 2/10/03) |
| What's in that bag? |
Joan Rivers |
Bonus track: Valentines (Ken &
Co., 2/13/03) |
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From
her Feb. 27, 2004, appearance on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los
Angeles; with the exception of the last track, which is mostly from May
14. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#5 |
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| Our first anniversary | Rob Marinko's celebrity sighting |
Sittin' on my porch |
| God willing and enough pork rinds |
I don't really hate my dog |
The Insultinator |
| Porkola |
Angelyne; frivolous lawsuit |
IKEA |
| Chicken story |
Wing traffic | The Spelling audition |
| The Pavilions lady; Judge Mathis |
Phone calls |
The
lowest point of my life |
| Star
sighting |
I
have a life now |
Wake |
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From
her Jan. 2004 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#4 |
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| My comedy cycle | The Robet Blake interview |
The lines are jammed |
| I hear myself on hold |
The Greene incident |
Full circle with Doug McIntyre |
| Kinko's story |
The Learning Annex | Hardcore Quincy |
| My Quincy obsession |
Some news stories and Wing | This has been the best night of my life |
| The Oprah magazine |
Tiger stories |
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| Bidets | Siegfried and Roy | |
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From
her July to Oct. 2003 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los
Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#3 |
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| Weapon of mass distraction | Thong story |
Roy's birthday in Las Vegas |
| Speaking of television |
My Strouds commercial |
Mrs. Miller; American Idol |
| Jerry Lewis on The View |
Star sighting |
GNC story |
| America's Top Model |
I love Demerol | Thank you for having me |
| Whip out the Playboy |
Fighting at Smart & Final |
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From
her Dec. 2002 to June 2003 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790,
Los
Angeles. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#2 |
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| The Halloween remote from the 99-cent Only Store | Oktoberfest for you and me |
Fantasy star sighting |
| Walking the aisles |
So antsy |
Dating voraciously |
| Costumes |
Star country | Newscasters who say stupid things |
| Wine tasting |
I'm Wing-wacky | Bonus track |
| I
had so much fun at that remote |
Flu
season
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You've been great |
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Recorded
from the live broadcasts of Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los
Angeles. Tracks
1-4 from Oct. 31; 5-8 from Nov. 14; 9-15 from Dec. 12, 2003. |
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| April Winchell Highlights, CD#1 |
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| Very nice to see you | Philosophy | Themes and dreams |
| Let's call my mom |
Revelations |
Slogans |
| Wing sings The
Carpenters
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The Time Lady memorial | Manrammer magazine |
| Star sighting |
Gigli is rigli bad | An Evening With Jack Klugman |
| Bravo |
The Graham Cinema |
Thank you for having me |
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From her Aug. and Sept. 2003 appearances on Ask Mr. KABC, AM790, Los Angeles. |
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| FROM HER GUEST APPEARANCES ON KEN & COMPANY |
| Ken & Company (Jan.
- May 2003) |
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| Debut call (1/30/03) | KCET (2/27/03) | Fashions (4/8/03) |
| The threat colors (2/10/03 |
Married by America (3/4/03) | Casablanca '04 (4/15/03 |
| Valentines (2/13/03) |
The Blake Case (3/6/03) |
The Infamous (4/17/03) |
| Reality TV (2/18/03) MTV |
MTV Cares (3/25/03 | Reality
Central (4/29/03 |
| My Big Fat
Greek Life (2/20/03 |
April on Assignment (3/27/03) |
Airline food (5/1/03 |
| Stop sharing! (2/21/03) | Lisa Marie (4/1/03) | |
| Rain (2/25/03) | Protests (4/3/03) | |
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Craig recorded most of April's guest calls to
the Ken & Company morning show on KABC AM790, Los Angeles, and
uploaded MP3s of them to her Yahoo Group for sharing with other fans.
Unfortunately he missed four calls she made while he and Eddie were in
Europe in Mar. 2003. |
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| FROM THE APRIL WINCHELL
SHOW |
| AWS Highlight CD, Anniversary Special |
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| Anniversary Intro |
Bill Handel; My Favorite Call | Melinda Lee |
| My Husband's Ass | Jerry Lewis | I Get Angry |
| Naked Housecleaner | Favorite Entertainment Stories | Dictaphone; Phil Hendrie |
| The March on KFI | The Lord of the Rings | Proposition F |
| KFI News | Amber Cracked the Case | Announcers; Traffic Report |
| Brian's Song | The Word List | Lips and Hooves |
| Carol Channing | Mother's Day Story | |
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With her best friend Roy! Recorded from the
live broadcast Aug. 17, 2002, on KFI AM640, Los Angeles. |
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| AWS Highlight CD, No. 8 (The Lost Episode) |
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| Profoundly Annoyed | Halloween Party | My Pet Peeve |
| So Many Stars | Sniper | News You Can Use |
| Entertainment News | Baby Bri | Who Is Stupider? |
| More Entertainment News | Candy Time and Listener Mail | Lips and Hooves |
| Audio Treasure Chest |
Star Sightings | Bonus track: Playing Leonard on Ask Mr. KABC |
| I Had a Talk With Carrottop | Billy Bob | |
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Broadcast Oct. 26, 2002, on KFI AM640, L.A. The station erased the archive, and the episode was lost until a fan met April four months later at a show she was in, Call Us Crazy: The Anne Heche Monologues, and gave her the recording he made. |
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| AWS Highlight CD, No. 7 | ||
| You, Me, and a Big Bottle of Gin | Her Gloves | Liza on Letterman |
| How Was Your Thanksgiving? | Telefusion | Rolling Stone |
| Entertainment News | Leave Me Alone! | Lips and Hooves |
| More Entertainment News | News You Can Use | Bonus track: The Christmas Show on Ask Mr. KABC |
| No Laughter, No Healing | More News You Can Use | |
| Audio Treasure Chest | Teabagging and Tom | |
| Mostly
from Nov.
2002; KFI AM640, Los Angeles. |
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| AWS Highlight CD, No. 6 | ||
| Big Sausage of Comedy | My Erotic Dream | Liza and David |
| Entertainment News | Take a Number, Xtina! | Another Bad TV Moment |
| More Entertainment News | News You Can Use | Don’t Tell Me What to Eat! |
| Star Dates | More News You Can Use | Listener Mail |
| Cat Story; Audio Treasure Chest | A.Dub’s Hip Hop Corner | Lips and Hooves |
| Mostly from July to Nov. 2002; KFI AM640, Los Angeles | ||
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| AWS Highlight CD, No. 5 | ||
| First Rain in Koreatown | Listener E-mail | "Hotel California"; I Took Yoga This Week |
| The Revo Arrives; Bachelorettes in Alaska | News You Can Use, Part 1 | The Anna Nicole Show |
| Entertainment News | News You Can Use, Part 2 | A.Dub’s Hip Hop Corner |
| The Fourth at the Bowl | Sex Instruction | "Love Is All Around" |
| Audio Treasure Chest | Stars Doing Commercials | Lips and Hooves |
| Mostly from June to Nov. 2002; KFI AM640, Los
Angeles. |
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| AWS Highlight CD, No. 4 | ||
| Glamorous New Time Slot! | Rosie Comes Out | Dr. Porn Calls In |
| Eilert Pilarm Sings; Wrong Numbers |
Toilet Water; How Do You Solve a Problem Like Mariah? |
Guideposts for Busy Housewives |
| I’m Turning Into My Mother | A Childhood Passover
Memory; Love Will Keep Us Together |
Time for Goldie |
| Ralph’s Red Dragon | The Jew Orgasm | Who Wants to Be on My Show? |
| Celebrity Boot Camp | People Suck | I Got Nothing |
| Dylan at the Grammys | Audio Treasure Chest | |
| Mostly from Apr. to Oct. 2002; KFI AM640, Los
Angeles. |
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| AWS Highlight CD, No. 3 | ||
| Back From Alaska | Talking About Movies With Mom | Big News at Gelson's; Foot Trouble |
| "Downtown" |
Spectacular! | Stairways; Fabio's Italian Lesson |
| More About Our Trip | My Husband Took Me on a Date | Listener E-mail |
| I Miss the Rabbi | eBay Exhaustion | News You Can Use |
| Telly Savalas Sings | Jeeves' Keyhole | I Got Nothing |
| "Chips of Wisdom" |
"Why Doesn't Daddy Come Home?" |
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| Mostly from Mar. to Nov. 2002; KFI AM640, Los
Angeles. |
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| AWS Highlight CD, No. 2 | ||
| Palm Springs |
What the Hell Is Wrong With People? | Listener E-mail |
| "Queen of the House" |
Puppetry of the Penis | What Would Terri-Rae Say? |
| Audition Hell | Anson Williams Sings; Carb-free Brownies | Entertainment News |
| Swinger Personals | News You Can Use | Lips and Hooves |
| Ricki Calls | Commercials | Leonard Nimoy by Request |
| Mostly from July to Sept. 2002; KFI AM640, Los
Angeles. |
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| AWS Highlight CD, No. 1 | ||
| The Disneyland Hotel |
At
gelson's |
Listener
e-mail; Leonard Nimoy Sings |
| Old People at Gelson's | Oktoberfest | Plain
Girl Power |
| "Moon River" | A
Disappointed Listener |
Adrienne
Barbeau Sings |
| Christmas Tree | Liza's
Wedding |
Cheesy
Sticks; GNC |
| Target Stars on Ice | Gay
Rodeo |
Lips
and Hooves |
| Mostly from Nov. 2001 to June 2002; KFI AM640,
Los Angeles. |
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