dBay Debbie's Page of Incredible Aeronautical Crap!

Third Edition: Expensive Airline Crap for
Decorating Aviation-Themed Restaurants

Welcome suckers, uh, bidders! Brand new for your consideration here at dbay: Aeronautical junk we guarantee is worth $320,000 brand new! No kidding, that's what these two blades cost new, $160K each. Of course, airlines recoup that every flight by selling those tiny bottles of wine to "coach" passengers, wines you would never buy on the ground, wines suitable only for removing insects from your windshield, wines with the boquet, nose and finish of bat urine.

Of course, our items are in, shall we say, "used" condition. But, if you're building an aviation-themed restaurant or bar and need stuff to embed in the walls, this is the crap for you!

Still available are a number of broadcast-related items. A convenient link to that junk is provided below somewhere. Each item is available only through dBay so just send the cash and ask no questions.

Jym Dingler, proxy for Debbie Rogers
Chairman and CEO, dBay Inc.
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An Introduction to the Boeing 737 Family

(TOP LEFT) The Boeing 737 Family in flight, with, from top, Momma Plane, Baby Plane, Surly Teen Plane and Mommy's Second Husband Plane, But We Still Have To Call Him "Daddy."

(TOP RIGHT) The 737-600 is used for short hops and crop dusting. The 900 Model has a three-lane bowling alley.

(LEFT) A plane flies on autopilot while the crew bowls a few lines.

An Introduction to the
Boeing 737 Titanium-Alloy Turbofan Blade

Another damage view. Ouch, that must have hurt!

Left: Hey, bartenders! Titanium fan blades are more fun than Ginsu knives, and quite the conversation starter with stewardesses

Seagull plus jet equals costly dent

And, the bird who made this sale possible.
Stupid bird.

Item #490000001
GE 737 Turbofan Blade
(w/custom seagull dent)

Starts at: $160,000.00
First bid: Still Waiting
Quantity: 1, # of bids: 0
Location: Mix 106.5
Started: 8/10/2000
Seller: Jym & Debbie
Payment: Small Bills Only
Want to be one of those big-shot airline pilots, like the United guys who are slowing the whole system by refusing overtime? (We support them, but they may cancel my flight to London in September, gosh darn it.) Anyway, here's your very own, titanium exotic-metal alloy GE Turbofan Blade (available separately).

Item #490000002
GE 737 Turbofan Blade
(w/custom seagull dent)

Starts at: $160,000
First bid: Yada yada yada
Quantity: 1, # of bids: 0
Location: Mix 106.5
Started: 8/10/2000
Seller: Jym & Debbie
Payment: Small Bills Only
You know, if my United flight is canceled, we can rebook on Virgin Atlantic. They've got little TV screens on back of every seat. Hey! This is working out OK after all. Go ahead and strike, my union brethren! OK, bidders, here's your other titanium exotic-metal alloy GE Turbofan Blade (available separately).

Click here to see our line of salvaged broadcasting items!

User: DillWeed - Man, this stuff is great! I can't wait to crack the kids' piggy banks and buy more stuff!

User: DependsAble - I was actually going to pay for a kidney transplant until I got David Crosby's advice to go for the Snow Globes! He'd have bought 'em, except he spent his cash on that new liver.

User: L_Ellison - I love Mel's Bells, but they put my Gulfstream jet over the 75,000-pound San Jose noise limit. How weight equals noise, I can't figure out, unless you're talking about Roseanne. Any other ideas?

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Item #490000001 GE 737 Turbofan Blade (w/custom seagull dent)	Starts at: $160,000.00 First bid: Still Waiting Quantity: 1, # of bids: 0 Location: Mix 106.5 Started: 8/10/2000 Seller: Jym & Debbie Payment: Small Bills Only Want to be one of those big-shot airline pilots, like the United guys who are slowing the whole system by refusing overtime? (We support them, but they may cancel my flight to London in September, gosh darn it.) Anyway, here's your very own, titanium exotic-metal alloy GE Turbofan Blade (available separately).
Item #490000002 GE 737 Turbofan Blade (w/custom seagull dent)	Starts at: $160,000 First bid: Yada yada yada Quantity: 1, # of bids: 0 Location: Mix 106.5 Started: 8/10/2000 Seller: Jym & Debbie Payment: Small Bills Only You know, if my United flight is canceled, we can rebook on Virgin Atlantic. They've got little TV screens on back of every seat. Hey! This is working out OK after all. Go ahead and strike, my union brethren! OK, bidders, here's your other titanium exotic-metal alloy GE Turbofan Blade (available separately).
Click here to see our line of salvaged broadcasting items!
	User: DillWeed - Man, this stuff is great! I can't wait to crack the kids' piggy banks and buy more stuff! User: DependsAble - I was actually going to pay for a kidney transplant until I got David Crosby's advice to go for the Snow Globes! He'd have bought 'em, except he spent his cash on that new liver. User: L_Ellison - I love Mel's Bells, but they put my Gulfstream jet over the 75,000-pound San Jose noise limit. How weight equals noise, I can't figure out, unless you're talking about Roseanne. Any other ideas? To post feedback, send an e-mail to: dBayDeb@kezr.com