As we lurch forward in this new Millennium, let us recall one of the greatest pleasures of the last thousand years, stupid computer games. Here are some of our old memory-wasting, resource-eating, engineer-maddenning programs. (Some links may be inactive.)
Atari 3D Pong
Hey, remember the grandaddy of all computer games, the one, the only, the original Pong? Well, this ain't it. Here's a 3D version, good for some grins 'n' giggles.

Download site for trial copy
Pong
So you don't care for the hoity-toity 3D version? OK, Chester, here it is, a PC version of the first computer game. Show this one to your kids and they'll tell you, "It sucks!"

Download site

Get Saddam
Is that no-good despot dead or alive? Join in the fun! Turn your PC desktop into a desert battlefield and kill the #*!@! now.

Download virus-free program

Dumb-Ass Bass [PG-13]
Our chief engineer had one of these talking, singing and completely annoying things on his office wall. Here's a Flash version that takes revenge on the hapless fish. Debbie's fave on the page!

Download virus-free Flash file

Optical Test
This program runs a bitmap animation. Stare at it for 20 seconds, then look at the back of your hand... creepy. Show it to your boss. Maybe he'll throw up. That'll be better entertainment.

Download virus-free eyetest

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Got a problem? Call the guys at Fry's Electronics. I used to gripe about these guys because it was hard to find a salesperson. But things have changed. These days, the place seems to be crawling with them, plus they stock those great Maxell DVD cases we love, so there.


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