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Five dirtbags down, one to go
If the cholersterol doesn't get him, the C4 will
The Scoop Tribal Challenge #1
Losing the vote again, Dirtbag bin Laden takes the third Tribal Challenge: Find a Tali-banned American taste treat, a juicy hamburger. Special Forces has rigged it with extra chloresterol and bacon-flavored C4. He takes the bait, and the U.S. Tribe wins the third challenge in a row.
The "US" tribe has six members, while the "Them" tribe has only one. The 6-to-1 odds mean the U.S. team can always force bin Laden to take the challenge first.
BIN LADEN'S COMMENTS:
Hey, no fair! I heard those things won't kill you until your serum chlorestrol hits 1300. Blast you infidels and your killer cuisine!

U.S. TRIBE COMMENTS:
(G.W.): Wait'll you try the buffet in hell.
CBS is not to blame! It's all Jym and Debbie's fault, so there.
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