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Actual quotes from supermodels. There's no way we could make up this stuff. These women may have been lucky in the looks department, but for brains... well, read on.



SUPERMODEL QUOTES
From the show files

Cindy Crawford, on courage
"They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, 'Oh my God, I have to be so brave.' See, every woman hates herself from behind."

Carole Mallory, on self-knowledge
"Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage."

Beverly Johnson, on poverty
"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery."

Christie Brinkley, on fate
"I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that."

Tatjana Patitz on psychology
"I loved making 'Rising Sun.' I got into the psychology of why she liked to get strangled and tied up in plastic bags. It has to do with low self-worth."

Kathy Ireland, on arriving
"Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take." (Kathy starred in "Alien From L.A." and "Danger Island," movies so bad you can't even find them on video)

Paulina Porizkova on career choices
"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."

Kim Alexis on priorities
"I would rather exercise than read a newspaper."

Jerry Hall on geopolitics
"Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament."

Tyra Banks on inner strength
"I love the confidence that makeup gives me."

Cindy Crawford on death
"Richard (Gere) doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it."

Tyra Banks on travel
"I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care."

Gabrielle Reece on breakthroughs
"Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling."

Christie Brinkley on epiphany
"I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought."

Beverly Johnson on heredity
"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"

Cheryl Tiegs on the basics
"It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout."

Christy Turlington on introductions
"I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself -- it's eerie."

Fabio on courtship
"The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby."

Tatjana Patitz on paradox
"Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone."

Claudia Schiffer on the conservation of matter
"I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."

Naomi Campbell on tragedy
"The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles -- but I had on thick tights underneath."

Carol Alt on instinct
"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers."

Christie Brinkley on the caste system
"We're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of ourselves as royalty. We happen to be working people."

Cindy Crawford on occupational hazards
"I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them."

Linda Evangelista on econmics
"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."

Paulina Porizkova on zen
"When I model I'm pretty blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work."

Christy Turlington on logic
"I think, 'If my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn't be too big for me.'"

Tyra Banks on body parts
"I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous."

Christy Turlington on body language
"You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight."

Linda Evangelista on deprivation
"If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the time."

Kate Moss on motivation
"It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would."

Linda Evangelista on versatility
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."

Veronica Webb on the grief process
"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss."

Tasha on vengeance
"Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair."

Cameron Diaz on batting .667
"I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress."

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