Watch the skies! One of our men is missing!

(PACIFICA, Tuesday 16 Nov. 1999) - Here's the entire, shocking photo taken by Jym sometime Sunday morning. He was outside his coastside home, checking his illegal dish setup, when he called out, "Honey, I think AT&T knows about my little antenna farm." The camera was found on the ground beneath Dish #2. Jym hasn't been seen since.

Although AT&T (formerly TCI) had long-ago met Jym's demands for the Cartoon Network, he maintained his coastside satellite-dish farm, insisting he was working as an independent contractor for SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence).

There is still some debate about this image. At NASA Ames, a scientist who asked not to be identified said, "These could be alien, or they could be some new AT&T piracy-observation and interdiction aircraft. Certainly, if AT&T has the technology to supposedly bring the Internet, cable TV, movies on demand, online shopping and offshore gambling into our homes through our existing phone lines, at incredible speeds, they would be able to build and pilot craft such as these. Man, do you realize how insane that sounds? Frankly, I think the alien-abduction thing is more likely."

We will post updates as soon as they're available. Meanwhile... watch the skies.

Next report (Life on Mars, or a message from Jym?)