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The Mystery

Honestly, when was the last time a radio show spent three hours on air spoofing a movie, and posting photos as the show progressed?

Do your big AM talk shows do that for you, Chester? Of course not! They're busy discussing SUVs and red-light runners and world peace.

Big deal! We're doing comedy, and that's a lot harder. Thank you.

  Yikes! What's that! You know, I kind of like being grabbed... Foreboding Entrance
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Ballroom boo!
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Bob's disappearance explained!
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Intrepid Adventurers
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Stop grabbing me
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A final threat
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Ballroom doors
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Ominous sign
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On to Lake Flaccid
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First Quote
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You go first
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Second quote
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Feet don't fail me now!
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6. The incantation complete, serious trouble begins
Bob still wanted a corn dog, but waited patiently for Debbie to finish reciting the second quote, completing the incantation. Several things went wrong all at once. First, Bob disappeared. Then Shozo. Jym's cell phone died. The map was missing. Then Jym really began wishing he had taken Bob's advice and stopped in the cafe for a corn dog. But hunger turned to fear and he thought, "Perhaps this would be a good time to run and scream like a frightened girl." Deb's cooler head prevailed. More...

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