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The Mystery

Honestly, when was the last time a radio show spent three hours on air spoofing a movie, and posting photos as the show progressed?

Do your big AM talk shows do that for you, Chester? Of course not! They're busy discussing SUVs and red-light runners and world peace.

Big deal! We're doing comedy, and that's a lot harder. Thank you.

  The sign of the witch Foreboding Entrance
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Ballroom boo!
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Bob's disappearance explained!
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Intrepid Adventurers
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Stop grabbing me
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A final threat
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Ballroom doors
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Ominous sign
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On to Lake Flaccid
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First Quote
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You go first
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Second quote
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Feet don't fail me now!
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8. An ominous sign
Understand, originally we worked for CBS. Then they said, "Now it's Infinity." I said, right, but you say "Infinity," people say, "Huh? What?" You say "CBS," they say, "Cool! That's where Letterman works!" So there was a protracted skirmish about our even saying "CBS" on the air, because for stockholders we were supposed to say "Infinity." That's why I really think we stumbled upon this terrifying tableau of half-eaten corn dogs, spilled condiments and The Word We Should Not Say. More...

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