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The Mystery

Honestly, when was the last time a radio show spent three hours on air spoofing a movie, and posting photos as the show progressed?

Do your big AM talk shows do that for you, Chester? Of course not! They're busy discussing SUVs and red-light runners and world peace.

Big deal! We're doing comedy, and that's a lot harder. Thank you.

  Feet don't fail me now! Foreboding Entrance
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Ballroom boo!
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Bob's disappearance explained!
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Intrepid Adventurers
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Stop grabbing me
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A final threat
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Ballroom doors
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Ominous sign
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On to Lake Flaccid
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First Quote
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You go first
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Second quote
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Feet don't fail me now!
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10. Feet don't fail me now!
The flashlights are failing, they're hearing odd cries and groanings from somewhere in the darkness. What to do? It's "feet don't fail me now" as Debbie and Jym make a wrong turn and head deeper into the house! But they're going the wrong way, into one of the two basements! Noooooooooo! (Don't think them dull, anybody could take a wrong turn in here. There are 467 doorways and 950 different doors, not including cabinet doors.) More...

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