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The Mystery

Honestly, when was the last time a radio show spent three hours on air spoofing a movie, and posting photos as the show progressed?

Do your big AM talk shows do that for you, Chester? Of course not! They're busy discussing SUVs and red-light runners and world peace.

Big deal! We're doing comedy, and that's a lot harder. Thank you.

   Foreboding Entrance
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Ballroom boo!
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Bob's disappearance explained!
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 Intrepid Adventurers
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Stop grabbing me
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A final threat
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 Ballroom doors
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Ominous sign
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On to Lake Flaccid
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 First Quote
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You go first
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 Second quote
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Feet don't fail me now!
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11. Bob's disappearance explained!
Debbie screams as she runs into the missing Bob, standing alone in the basement! He didn't have the map, either, and roamed around looking for a restroom. But Nature's Call became urgent, and... By the way, the guided Behind-the-Scenes Tour takes guests to the stables, dehydrator, plumber's workshop, the unfinished Ballroom, and one of the basements (mopped since our visit). Hard hats are worn, ages 13 and older only. Sorry, children 12 and under and babies are not permitted. More...

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