Werfgo- Like Fun, but BETTER!

Werfgo- It's More Important Than You Think- Unless You Think Really Importantly!

It may be true that some people don't like to get punched in the head- in fact, it's actually quite likely- but that doesn't mean we can't be friends.

How many times have you been walking down the street to discover yourself yelling "Werfgo! WERFGO!" at the people you pass? If you're like me, it happens all of the time. Don't worry- this is perfectly normal. At least, it feels normal to me. Werfgo.com is here to help you understand and appreciate all things Werfgo.

Please note: Werfgo is not to be confused with "Wufbow", which as we all know is the word you yell to find your friends in a large crowd, especially at Disneyland.

Let's talk about something else. How about ants?

According to THE WORLD OF ANTS (Golden Library of Knowledge, 1959), certain forms of ants found preserved in amber since the early part of the Tertiary Period are almost exactly like the ants found in our gardens and farms today. As proof, they offer this drawing of an early horse:

This image of a protohorse takes a couple of seconds to download on a 56K modem. Cable or better connections should get it much quicker than that. If you are viewing the net by calling a friend, having him describe what he sees on screen, then drawing everything yourself, it will take longer.

Other books in the Golden Library of Knowledge include Famous American Ships and Migrations of Animals and Men. Each book costs fifty cents (sixty-five cents in Canadia).

The section of this picture which is most important is the shoes. They are some form of sandal, and (although you cannot tell from this image) thy are worn with a pair of white socks. They encourage the wearer to twist his feet in unnatural directions. For this reason, we cannot recommend them to people in need of orthopedic footwear. But they sure are classy!