Remember the age of innocence?
We had to be careful not to wear tight sweaters?

The news is those days are gone, gone, gone.

Now about those bouncy tits that always used to get you in trouble...
well, the truth is, you can be bouncing and strutting
your stuff into your 60's with impunity.

All men within a 20 year age differential are fair targets.
For once, there is a paradox that works for women.
The men will not expect or accuse a 60 year old woman
of trying to be seductive.

They WILL notice bobbling boobs. Men ALWAYS notice breasts...
all those subliminal associations with milk and honey.

Smile at yourself to indicate your appreciation for your own bounciness,
and you immediately convert your image from "old woman" to "WOMAN."

Men can't help appreciating a woman of any age
who appreciates her own body. Catching a cute guy's eye,
it's OK to smile at him in frank enjoyment
of his enjoyment of your enjoyment.....of your own breasts!

There IS a safety factor here. This newly available male
will undoubtedly not be so aggressively, pantingly desirous as to scare you.

PS: If you can't bounce your breasts, bounce your butt!!!

TIPS FOR THE SENSUOUS CRONE
or HOW TO BE A "CRONE SLUT" AS IN "BIKER"
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