Chinglish

They're absolutely right. Everyone should be a polite person.

Now, isn't this much nicer than saying, "Keep off the grass"?

This might be going a bit overboard. And notice the grass behind the sign? It doesn't look like it's doing too well.

There were a lot of signs like this. Considering the problems they've had with theft of treasures, I hope it works.

You might think this means a nice, scenic place for a tourist to stop. But no, it's more akin to "Keep Out." You. Tourist. Stop.

And if you're not sure where you want to go, you can check into this.

And for those of us who don't even know what day it is, many hotels put helpful rugs in the elevators.

Of course, they may give up on you all together....

You can always just watch TV. Like the one in our bus at Wudangshan. The one decorated with plastic flowers.