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Featuring Dandy Eldritch!
The hottest name in Cthulhuporn EXCLUSIVELY on Shub-Internet Video!
Dandy of the Gods Dandy is BACK! And this time she's not COMPLETELY HUMAN! One woman's LUST could NOT be contained! By Time OR Space ! ! Half of the cast & crew persished mysteriously on this, rumoured to be Dandy's final film.
Back by popular demand!
AVAILABLE WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT:
(1999, 120 min, infrared VHS)
See Dandy-- or what Dandy has become! use her talents and flaunt her new unspeakable appendanges in the most loathsomely erotic spectacle ever to blaspheme your VCR!
Nymphos of Tindalos
(1997, 85 min, colour VHS)
Dandy likes to summon a few friends for her cold and lonely nights...but has she summoned more than she can handle?
FIND OUT!
Interdimensional sex like you've never seen it before!
Special double feature!
Debbie Does R'lyeh & Shubby Does R'lyeh!
The legendary classics now available-- UNCUT-- from Shub-Internet! & coming soon, the long awaited final film of the trilogy, Shubby Does Debbie!
Deep One!
The film that caused mad riots in the theatres & revolutionised cthulhuporn! The first film to feature graphic depictions of full human body penetration into an Elder God!
Excerpts from the classic work.
Good Morning Loathsome Horror!
by The Right Rev Deville
(hardcover; 352 pgs)
The inspirational new collection of Rev Deville's sermons from The Crystal Monolith. Includes step-by-step conjuration guide!
1009 Sexual Positions
by the Right Rev Deville
(softcover; 200 pgs)
Hunger
by Andrew Nellis
(softcover; 200 pgs)
The expose that shocked the nation! Why are teenagers flocking to Canada overladen with packets of mustard & evil smiles? Do your child's pets & friends mysteriously disappear? Read it before it happens to your child-- or you!
Wife From Leng
by Pomponio
(hardcover; 500 pgs)
One man's TRUE story of his Lengian mail-order bride!
The Hidden Art of Seducing Entites With Your Mind - via
Necronomicon
by Kayven
(hardcover; 300 pgs)
Kaven, the world's foremost authority of Elder God's special knowlage now brings you this book, the product of years of research in the field with hands on experience!
Learn the SECERETS of the ancients when interacting with the Elder Gods
THE NYMPHONOMICON!
The fabled text, available at last! Newly translated, with all the loathsomely naughty bits intact! Full colour illustrations special to this edition! Order now--supplies are limited!
Home Shoggothery Kits!
(pic of Ubbo-Sathla matter bubbling ominously in a homemade vat)
Complete Kits to summon & bind! Ubbo-Sathla matter included!
A Shub-Internet exclusive, this handy all-in-one package provides you with everything neccesary to summon or create your very own shoggoths! Includes Dr Tillinghast-Marsh's Guide to The Care & Feeding of the Newly Conjured Shoggoth, Blackburnian Shoggoth-Colouring, D'Hark Powder & special lead-lined Ubbo-Sathla agitator!
ACT NOW & receive a FREE Happy Fun Shoggoth(tm) for the kids!
Shoggoth Accessories:
Elder Phone Sex!*
Shubby's Phantasies by Request...
Avatars of the Goddess available 24 hrs to show you what fertility really means...
1-900-SUMMON-ME
The Hottest Shoggoths, waiting & willing!
Protoplasmic masses quivering to take any shape you desire...
1-900-HOT-SHOGGOTHS
Dark Young just waiting to manifest!
So lonely in the spaces between the stars, waiting for that special someone to summon them...
1-900-DARK-YOUNG
*some interdimensional tolls apply
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