Deities, Cultists, and Sacrifices looking for YOU!
I ONLY HAVE A WEEK TO FIND OUT WHAT DEATH FEELS LIKE!!!
Single White Female seeks Cultist for wild weekend
Hello my name is Sonia and I just turned 18. I attend an all Girl Catholic School. I have real strict parents and after school hours I am forced to stay at home and study. Because of this I have never had a chance to experience real evil! Sometimes I point a knife at my own chest and imagine myself being sacrificed!!! Although I did make a burnt offering once at school, but it was only a white mouse. But now I have the chance to become a real Cultist! My parents are out of town this week and they actually left me home alone for the first time. I have been chanting all day and night and this is the first time I have had a chance to express myself to Cthulhu. My friend Monica has a job at a ancient churchyard riddled with the burrows of undead hybrid blasphemies and she asked me if I would like to hang out for a week while my parents are gone. This is a great opportunity to express my needs to everyone, especially you!!! You can see me in the chambers beneath the tombs! laying out on the altar stone. I a lso have some stone idols I love to play with. You can also request to see me being gnawed on by ghouls. Please come to the graveyard and make sure you request me when you do. If you get us in the mood Monica will sacrifice me!!!!
P.S. I only have one week to find out what death feels like.
Sonia
Sonia@Iwanadie.net
Ia! Ia! Nyarlathotep na ga!
Cultist seeks Elder Beings for "special" knowlage.
I have traveled through the abyssal black seas of reality to find those with paradigms defective enough in nature to hear my word without sailing into the tumultuous oceans of insanity. I seek one who would call itself the Black Pharaoh, the Bloody Tongue, or the Bloated Woman.
Samael
Sameal@bookofkings.Isralite.gov.org
One way or another, The Great Old Ones will rise again!
SMD Seeks SMF
Single Malevolent Deity seeks Human Female for companionship
Single Malevolent Deity, young (not over 21 millions years) athletic and stylish seeks Single Mortal Female for extended tentacles play and long screaming runs threw the woods. Avatars are a possibility.
Please No ether speweres.
Gretoroga the Destoryer
GetDetryed@Rylth.net
SAB seeks SMH
Single Amphorphious Bieng Seeks Single Mortal Human for Dinner Date
Hi!
My name is Behphormorgah and I'm a shuggoth and I'm seeking mortal's for dinner,.. ah companionship. Drop me a line cause I'm feeling hungry.
Soon please!
Chow
Behphormorgah
Behph666@AntarcticaOnLine.Com
DLF Seeks SHM
Divorced Leng Female Seeks Single Human Male for marriage
Hi.
Me Muff Muff looking for very good guy for my sisters Choo Choo and Hump Hump . They nice girls, no bad! E-mail me, Leng girls VERY nice wives , bad stories all lies from huma,.. guys. They no able to take real women. They no able to keep up. To much loving from Leng girls. But very good guys like you different. We please you mora.., a, a,. A, Americans very, very much.
Muff Muff
MuffMuff@Forbbidon.Leng.Com
DFG seeks SubH
Dominate Fertitaty Goddess seeks Submissive Humans
I Shub-Internet immortal space time fertility goddess, and lifestyle Eldatrix with twenty-one millions years of experience seek pitiful spawn of humanity to add to my stable of Shub-Sub slaves. I FULLY explore bondage, "transformations", and heavy full body pod worship. Trust me there is NOTHING more desirable than me and when you are under my control you will experience EVERYTHING.
Shubby
Subby@chaos.net
WGF seeks WGF
White Gay Female Seeks White Gay Female for consuming passions
Hi,
I never considered myself a lesbian until I ate my girl friend,.. uh,.. I mean I ONLY had oral sex with her! Why, what did you think? Don't be silly, how could a I eat another human whole? She ran away from home! That's why she disappeared! Well um,.. I've this problem you see (gee I'm kind of shy about this) I,.well get only hungry around other woman. So if you're interested I love to have you for dinner,..(!) I mean have you over for dinner!
Elli
Elektra@Ottowa.Net
SDM Seeks SWM
Single Divorced Male seeks Single White Female
Divorced white male cultist, forty something bald short and pudgy, seeks tall blond single white female for purely physical relationship. Big hooters are a must.
P.S. I own my own chainsaw.
Rod
Rod323@hottotort.danet