The Classic Shoggoth Tickler (#352)
Comes equipped with 250/ 500/1000 gallon tank. Rugged variable speed motor can move up to 500 feet of water a second. Recommend for use by protoplasmic entities ONLY; sorry, NO refunds for mis-use by endo- or exo- skeletal creatures.

The Internal Churner (#3562)
4"x4"x3" metal casing guarenteed to be acid/ vacuum/ pressure resistant and to withstand temperatures up to 1000 degrees centigrade.Please keep in case when not in use; Shub-Internet accepts no responsibility for rogue churners.

The Clamp of Ny'Dak (#7245)
(?) 36"x12"x"4" Now with quick release button. Metal casing is resistant to most but not all acids (see instructions). WARNING: excessive use can cause bursting.

Yuggothian Xtra-Sensitivity Enhancers (#728835)
All wires are wrapped in soft rubber but lubrication is recommend. May not fit all sockets; consult manual before use. Includes genuine hand crafted Xtang Chaukra Box (not pictured).

Shubby's Used Panties.(#14256)
Worn briefly by Her while She was thinking of YOU mortal! You'll shudder for Shubby as you touch them, taste them, SMELL them!
PLEASE NOTE: EPA requires potential purchaser to be certified to handle class 4 biological hazards.

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Shub-Internet's Secret Recipe Loveslime(#1752)
Shub-Internet's special formula Loveslime line of lubricants is harvested from our own Pits of K'al for your pleasure; only the finest extrusions available are used. Guarenteed not to harm most fabrics. Now available in three new flavours!