(Two) Ropian wisps that he leaves Brusma low and wet
(Two) Brusma wisps that he bombards Ropian with Radiohead.
(Two) Ropian wisps that he deflects Radiohead with Travis
(Two) Brusma wisps: Hmm.
(Two) Zadovia wisps that he stabbs Ropian.
(Two) Ropian wisps: he does, does he?
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he covers you all in Incubus
(Two) Zadovia wisps: Yes, he does!
(Two) Brusma wisps that he counter-strikes Skyhigh's efforts with Elbow.
(Two) Ropian wisps that he unleashes his Thousand-Whinge Coldplay attack on Zadovia
(Two) Brusma wisps: Coldplay!
(Two) Brusma wisps: Woo!
(Two) Zadovia wisps that he Elbows Brusma.

(Two) Brusma wisps that he Brakes Zadovia's Turin
(Two) Zadovia wisps: Owww!
(Two) Brusma wisps that he releases Zadovia's Doves.
(Two) Zadovia wisps: You're such an indiekid. :P
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he throws Placebo and Adema at you all
(Two) Zadovia wisps that he throws Nine Inch Nails at Brusma.
(Two) Slurm wisps that he sees Skyhigh at the bitter end
(Two) Placebo wisps: Be careful with me!

You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps that he tosses Kylie Monoligue (sp?) out on the floor
(Two) Zadovia wisps that he leers.
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: HA
> (Two) Ropian wisps: Minogue?
(Two) Brusma wisps that he launches an I AM KLOOT missile.
(Two) Slurm wisps that he watches Dogbolter chase Kylie
(Two) Zadovia wisps: That's the one.
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: Minogue... yeah, possibly :P
(Two) Brusma wisps that he tosses a Flaming Lip at Zadovia.
(Two) Zadovia wisps that he bombards Brusma with every goth band ever.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he gets Andrew WK to beat Brusma up
(Two) Ropian wisps that he beats Zadovia over the head with some Coral
(Two) Zadovia wisps: Mwahahaa.
(Two) Brusma wisps that he STABS Zadovia with every indie band ever including the whole
(Two) Zadovia wisps: Lies!
(Two) Brusma wisps that he picks up and throws Athlete at Skyhigh.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he runs to the library to find a spellchecker
(Two) Slurm wisps that he WILL FIGHT THE HEATHENS, WILL FIGHT THE HEATHENS
(Two) Yerxes wisps that he uses a hammer to impale Brusma with some Nine Inch Nails.
(Two) Brusma wisps that he gets Alfie to go beat up Skyhigh with their 'cellos and french
     horns.
(Two) Brusma wisps: Had that, Yerxes.
(Two) Zadovia wisps: I already did that, Yerxes!
(Two) Yerxes wisps: Damn.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: Ow:(

(Two) Brusma wisps: Victory!

(Two) Zadovia wisps: I give up, because my music taste is infinitely better than his.
> (Two) Brusma wisps: Skyhigh has been defeated!
(Two) Brusma wisps that he Mercury Revs up his tank.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: pfft
(Two) Yerxes wisps: I could make up an amusing pun about Brusma and (throwing)starf___rs.
(Two) Slurm wisps that he munches on a curry with some red hot chili peppers
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he gets brought Back to Life by Evenescence (?)

(Two) Brusma wisps that he troucnes the oppositon.
(Two) Zadovia wisps that he unleashes all of Polyphonic Spree on Brusma
(Two) Brusma wisps that he counters with his Polyphonic Spree, with Electric Soft infantry on
     Parade.
(Two) Brusma wisps: Evanescence are Linkin Park with a woman.
> (Two) Zadovia wisps that he laughs.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he bashes Brusma over the head with a Silverchair
(Two) Yerxes wisps: That is scarily close to what Kerrang said about them, Brusma.
(Two) Brusma wisps that he takes a Longview and bombs Skyhigh with it.
> (Two) Yerxes wisps: Are you sure you don't READ KERRANG?
(Two) Slurm wisps: This adds a whole new meaning to battle of the bands :P

(Two) Brusma wisps: Nope.
(Two) Zadovia wisps that he giggles at Slurm.
(Two) Brusma wisps: I occasionally read Q, out of opportunity to bitch at them.
(Two) Brusma wisps: Hmm.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he sets Darkthrone on Brusma, HIM and also U2 (you too)
(Two) Brusma wisps that he burns Skyhigh to Ash.
(Two) Brusma wisps that he picks up Haven and holiday camps Skyhigh to DEATH
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he avoids getting buried in the Soil

(Two) Brusma wisps that he Vines Skyhigh.
(Two) Slurm wisps that he ponders starting a foo(d) fight(ers)
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he blames the Vines for ruining his nice new suit that has red and
     White Stripes
(Two) Brusma wisps: LAME ONE
> (Two) Brusma wisps that he sets his bee Hives on Skyhigh.

(Two) Yerxes wisps that he Strokes Skyhigh's new suit.
(Two) Zadovia wisps that he sobs quietly.
(Two) Brusma wisps that he goes "Yeah Yeah Yeah!" upon killing Skyhigh,
(Two) Slurm wisps that he mutters about his stylish new shirt getting Staind
(Two) Yerxes wisps that he improvises, by making a Daisy Chainsaw.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he mumbles about Yerxes trying to make him into Chop Suey
(Two) Brusma wisps that he goes Idlewild and kills all.
(Two) Yerxes wisps that he makes a big Hole in Skyhigh's corpse
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: (i know its a song)
(Two) Brusma wisps that he moves so fast he's just a Blur and beats everyone up.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he dribbles Saliva all over at the thought of some Chop Suey
(Two) Slurm wisps: This all just a system of a down :/
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he waits for the system to go down with all the spam
(Two) Yerxes wisps that he peers at Skyhigh and Brusma strangling each other. *worries about
     The Stranglers*

(Two) Brusma wisps that he Broadcast s Yerxes's silliness.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: I think I need 'A' new brain 'Transplant'.
(Two) Yerxes wisps that he starts Smashing Pumpkins with Brusma's head.

(Two) Tenebris wisps that he hits you all with his Metallica club.

(Two) Brusma wisps that he gives a Hundred Reason as to why he'll win.
(Two) Slurm wisps: This is truely the Clash to end all
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he sets Ten Masked Men on your all.
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he has No Doubt he'll win.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he thinks brusma a chance which is Less Than Jake (s)
(Two) Kaiten wisps: I want Skyhigh's Offspring.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: Argh my Children! (of the night)
(Two) Yerxes wisps that he gives Skyhigh the Perfect Drug to make him feel better, but
     secretly only gives him a Placebo.
(Two) Brusma wisps that he gets his Jurassic 5 to beat Skyhigh.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he hopes someones logging this
(Two) Slurm wisps that he wonders is kaiten is a submissive (audio)Slave to Skyhigh
(Two) Brusma wisps that he gets his Grandaddy to tell stories to distract Skyhigh.
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he declares Skyhigh Queen of the bad puns.

(Two) Slurm wisps: Pun intentional Tenebris?
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: I can't help the puns, they're all INME and I can't get them out
(Two) Brusma wisps: InMe suck though
(Two) Brusma wisps: They're not a real band.
(Two) Brusma wisps: So YOU LOSE
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he eats lots of chocolate and goes into a Sugarcoma
(Two) Tenebris wisps: You're such a Radiohead (My god that's a poor bad) Skyhigh. :-p

(Two) Skyhigh wisps: pffft,
(Two) Yerxes wisps that he sighs at Brusma and Skyhigh peddling their tastes madly on the
     roads of Discworld.
(Two) Brusma wisps: I used Radiohead at the start!
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he is starting to get Rage against his Machine.

(Two) Yerxes wisps: Silly Manic Street Preachers.
(Two) Slurm wisps: Now you're just getting Stone Sour about it Brusuma :P
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he loves the Sugarcoma so much he goes off to join a Sugarcult
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he has a Simple Plan to thwart Brusma
(Two) Brusma wisps: DIE FOOLS
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he plans to set thousands of Finch's onto Brusma
(Two) Yerxes wisps that he kidnaps Brusma and takes him to the Ministry of defence for
     investigation.
(Two) Slurm wisps: They're both just WildChilds :P
> (Two) Tenebris wisps that he kills Brusma and watches Brusma's (Rob) Zombie corpse rise and
     continue to waffle on.
(Two) Brusma wisps that he isn't here.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he bludgeons Brusma over the head with a Mortiis vice instead
(Two) Slurm wisps: This argument is only SemiSonic, you should make some more noise :P
(Two) Tenebris wisps: Lets all Rush Yerxes.
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he Run (DMC)s away.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: Brusma says he's deleted two, so he must be Def(tones) to the channel.
     ((gods that was bad..))

(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he says Amen to that
(Two) Slurm wisps: You're all just suffering from Rage Against the Machine :P
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: Bad, bad ::P
> (Two) Wodan wisps: run DMC, do those still exist? :)
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he sits in his SilverChair.
(Two) Slurm wisps: They've got a new best of album Wodan!
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he OK lets GO then, if its so bad
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: Yes, I am logging btw :P
(Two) Pinkfish wisps: One of the members of Run DMC died this year.(
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he flies away in his Led Zepplin.
(Two) Yerxes wisps that he saw Run DMC in Reading 2001.
(Two) Slurm wisps: Readings all sold out :/
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: Pfft, when I die I'm going to give a certain diety a big Godsmack for
     making my life Hell
(Two) Yerxes wisps: It was Odde.
(Two) Slurm wisps: No SoaD for Slurm :(
(Two) Yerxes wisps: But Skyhigh!
(Two) Slurm wisps that he mutters about the Toxicity of it all
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: Mind you, if I went to Hell I could be a Hero there
(Two) Yerxes wisps: Hell is for Heroes!

(Two) Yerxes wisps: Psh.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: (beat ya)

(Two) Slurm wisps: After all this exercise my cheeks are a little Pink :/
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he is getting a Disturbed by all this.

(Two) Tenebris wisps: That's not Pink, that's a Deep Purple, Slurm.
(Two) Slurm wisps that he dies and goes to Nirvana
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: I can't help it! Its my Default setting to tell bad puns involving bands,
     I just love The Music they make

(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he puts Slurm on a plane to Chimaria instead of Nirvana

(Two) Tenebris wisps that he goes to sit in the bottom of his Coal Chamber.
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he scratches you with his Clawfinger?
(Two) Slurm wisps that he meets the Chimeria and starts to Kyuss
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he takes the Filter out of a cigarette before he smokes it
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he won't use Butthole Surfers.....
(Two) Yerxes wisps: That's not for Coal, that's your Garbage bin
(Two) Slurm wisps: Damn, there's some serious Hatebreed here
(Two) Tenebris wisps: Too many puns, my sight's going Blur(y)
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he runs out of idea's and sets a team of highly train Gorillaz to go
     steal everyones idea's.
(Two) Kaiten wisps: I'm wondering when you're going to stop (Billy) Bragg(ing) about your
     musical knowledge!
(Two) Slurm wisps that he is somewhat overweight, you could say he is a compulsive Feeder.
(Two) Slurm wisps: Already had Blur :P
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he Blink(s) 182 times.
> (Two) Slurm wisps: Anyone know if it's December yet?
(Two) Yerxes wisps: Marilyn Manson has been impossible to fit in so far. :p
(Two) Wodan wisps: anyone lost this golden earing? (band name really missed the second r the
     first few years)
(Two) Yerxes wisps: I managed Manic Street Preachers, but I think that was a bit of a stretch.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: (I've been trying to get in "Eighting matchbox b-line disaster")
(Two) Slurm wisps: Bodecia was the best Queen of the Stone Age though.
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he gets his Big Brovaz onto you!
(Two) Yerxes wisps that he saw them last week!

(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he sends Slurm back in time to the Eighties in a Matchbox so he is in
     a B-Line with a massive Disaster
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he flicks his cigerette Ash into his ashtray...
(Two) Tenebris wisps: God, they don't get worse than that.
(Two) Lagged wisps that he wants Meat Loaf
(Two) Slurm wisps: A load of pensioners died in a train crash on a minor road caused by a
     matchbox on the track?
(Two) Slurm wisps: already had Ash :)

(Two) Yerxes wisps that he whispers to Skyhigh "Nobody likes Brusma, let's start a conspiracy
     against HIM."
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he gets his (Aphex) Twin to beat you all up?
(Two) Slurm wisps that he misses his sword when fixing it, and merely becomes an Aerosmith

(Two) Skyhigh wisps: This Sugarcult I joined, I think it was a Bad Religion :(
(Two) Skyhigh wisps that he beams
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he needs Air.
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he runs a current (AC/DC doesn't matter which) through Brusma.
(Two) Slurm wisps: The Dysk doesn't have any heating of course, so it has a lot of Coldplay(s)
> (Two) Skyhigh wisps: I'm so poor now, I have to compete in Bowling competition to try and win
     some Soup to eat:(

(Two) Yerxes wisps: POOR.
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he looks at Skyhigh soup bowl. Wow! A perfect circle! =D
> (Two) Slurm wisps that he is Paranoid about the witches having a Black Sabbath
(Two) Tenebris wisps: A HA, that was a bad one. :-(
(Two) Tenebris wisps: It's all them War Pigs, Slurm.
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: Sorry, they are getting worse, it must be the Hot Hot Heat,
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he Slayers Skyhigh for that
(Two) Slurm wisps: It's a shame there isn't a strip of Greenery between Hide Park and the
     Apocathery Gardens, a Linkin Park maybe...
(Two) Yerxes wisps: It's too muddy in all the parks, Slurm. They've just turned into Cradle(s)
     of Filth.

(Two) Wodan wisps: i used to know a line with 5 dutch band names in it :p
(Two) Slurm wisps that he prays to the Muse of bad puns
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he dries the paths with his 13 Candles.
(Two) Wodan wisps: can't remember :( it was in dutch anyway :)
(Two) Slurm wisps: Hmm the mud is fairly deep near the lake, I could swim through it if I had
     an Aqualung...

(Two) Tenebris wisps: Bee Gees guys, can we not stop it now? :-\
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: OK
(Two) Tenebris wisps: Wodan's my (Billy) Idol! =D
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: Enough of the song puns :P
(Two) Slurm wisps that he ponders if bloat makes you a Fatboy Slim...
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: Almost as bad as tree puns!

(Two) Tenebris wisps that he feels a little Blue now. :-\

(Two) Wodan wisps: this channel is going like rolling stones :p
(Two) Slurm wisps: Can warriors Port'ishead after a sucessful behead, or is it restricted by
     customs?
(Two) Tenebris wisps that he groans.
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps that he dies on Wodan
(Two) Lagged wisps: the... who?
(Two) Slurm wisps: Hrm, are these pennies Nickleback(ed) or just copper?
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: No, their Silverchairs
> (Two) Slurm wisps: So, who gains the cup as a child Prodigy of bad punning?
(Two) Wodan wisps: there must be some brave Prince to stop this Madness?

(Two) Slurm wisps that he ponders one for boxcar racer that wouldn't suck
(Two) Placebo wisps that he puts Wodan in his Iron Maiden.
(Two) Slurm wisps: Are you really called Placebo?
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: Only if your a Queen
(Two) Placebo wisps: No, I'm not.


(Two) Slurm wisps: The fact this has kept going for so long is a bit of a (stevie) Wonder...

(Two) Placebo wisps: Does this suprise you Slurm?
(Two) Slurm wisps that he wanders upstairs in the Assassins Guild, becoming a bit of a Weezer
ou whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps that he groans
(Two) Slurm wisps: Does a Sekkite count as a Judas Priest to a Pishite?
(Two) Slurm wisps: Did they still use B-52s in Iraq?
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: Only if they had Go-go's
(Two) Seris wisps: thousands die and the civies argue about which weapons are cooler
(Two) Slurm wisps: Read backwards series :P
(Two) Slurm wisps: Seris
(Two) Slurm wisps: Should I be Counting Crows, or magpies with my rhyme?
(Two) Slurm wisps that he will give monies to someone who gets one for Natalie Imbruglia :P
(Two) Wodan wisps: all these puns.. make the channel look like a Crowded House
(Two) Slurm wisps: if it gets any more crowded I'll have to get some Guns n Roses, for the men
     and ladies respectively
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: Ohh, bad one :P
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: Theres a girl in town who wants some Will(ie) Smith.
(Two) Slurm wisps: this is a bit of a Massive Attack of spamminess
(Two) Slurm wisps that he stamps on a large Beatle - So big it could have been a Papa Roach
(Two) Yerxes wisps: We're still at it?

(Two) Slurm wisps: Well, I am
(Two) Slurm wisps that he visits some Bare Naked Ladies at the Whore Pits

> (Two) Tenebris wisps: Ohhh, gawds.
You whisper into the top hat.
(Two) Amorsh wisps: Thats bad

(Two) Slurm wisps that he tries to avoid a (rob) Zombie Dragula while he's there
(Two) Slurm wisps: (that's worse)

(Two) Slurm wisps: Do you like my Puretones, or is my voice boring you?
(Two) Slurm wisps that he wonders if he is preaching to himself, like a Lost Prophet
(Two) Slurm wisps that he wonders if his jokes are getting a bit Rancid now
(Two) Slurm wisps that he ponders going to get some sleep (with some REM)

(Two) Slurm wisps: Before someone uses a hammer to Smash Mouth me :/
(Two) Slurm wisps: (hurting my poor Soft Cells)
(Two) Slurm wisps: That'd sure be a Spoiler for the day.
(Two) Slurm wisps: Though after these rhymes there should surely be a Tribute to me
(Two) Slurm wisps: Because I'm such a Dandy, with the pop talent of Warhol
(Two) Slurm wisps: Wonder if any witches have had they bat deficate on a monkey troupe, as
     making some Guano Apes...

(Two) Tenebris wisps that he calls his Judas Priest to bless you all. o.o
(Two) Slurm wisps: Already had Judas Priest :)
(Two) Slurm wisps that he is so noisy, he's a Sonic Youth