(Assassins) Celt wisps that he tips his hat stylishly.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Hey all :)
(Assassins) Rinse wisps: hello Celt
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Greetings one and one! For it is a fine day :)
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he coughs.
(Assassins) Echo wisps: happy thanksgiving!
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps: that it is...
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Greetings one and all! For it is a fine day!
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps that he mourns his timing
(Assassins) Celt wisps: I have my exams tomorrow morning.. :(
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: On thanksgiving? O_O
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Wait, yer not in America, are you?
(Assassins) Celt wisps: I am an Australian citizen and proud.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: What is thanksgiving all about? Saying thankyou alot and giving
     presants?
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he shrugs.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Peasents :P
> (Assassins) Echo wisps: No, just getting a day off from work in rememberence of the first
     harvest
(Assassins) Echo wisps: And then another day after that just for fun
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Are you allowed to steal in the Oasis?
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: it's a lot of drunken over eating family members getting together to
     resent and argue with one another while watching football, in true american style.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: It's the celebration of when some old farts came to America,
     escaping the tyranny of England monarchy, and thus began the pushing out of native
     americians.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Ohh... I like it :)
 (Assassins) Beale wisps: Hooray for English tyranny!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: The celebration of the oppression of the native americians
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: i feel so proud to call myself an americian :P
(Assassins) Celt wisps: You thinkus Aussies could have one?
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: (my little sister is native american, and she is cooking the damn
     turkey) :p
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Why should you? y'alla re just english prisoners ;)
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: we don't care where it came from anymore. the oint is long lost :P
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: and so is the p in point.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Oi! I don't like that, Venegance :(
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Go a head, roast a turkey on the barby :P
> (Assassins) Ptonk wisps: wth has been done to klk wall guards ot.pe...
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he cheers.
(Assassins) Elomish wisps: it's all about the food... *salivates* mmm... food...
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: No, it's all about the booze.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: (For the 21+ years people in my family)
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he whistles innocently.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Turkey, ham, cranberry sauce, chips, dip, beer, chatter... Its the
     lifestyle!
> (Assassins) Venegance wisps: You have all that? o_O
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Bah! Turkey and beer!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Here we just get turkey, beer, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy
     and rolls.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Crack open a VB, and their you have it :)
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he forgets that VB is an Victorian-only beer.. hence the name
     "Victorian Bitter"
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Though i might have to cook the turkey tomorrow.. I don't trust
     these other people in my family.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Hmmm... turkey cooked in a herb-butter rub....
(Assassins) Celt wisps: yeah.. they might put small sharp, pokey things in it.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: No.. But they might spike it ;)
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Spike?
(Assassins) Elomish wisps: or even worse... let it get dry *gaps*
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Joke :P
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Spiked turkey!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: No! Dry! Ar! the horrors!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: And when we get dry in this family, we REALLY get dry.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: It's the family curse.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: ..
(Assassins) Sachi wisps: Arr!
(Assassins) Celt wisps: You Americans seem so strange... :)
(Assassins) Elomish wisps: Arr!
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: i'm southern, we *fry* our turkey. mmmmmmmm.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: That's americian culture for ye.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: and honey baked ham, and baked macaroni and cheese. and pumpkin pie.
     and corn bread. and three kinds of potatoes. and peach cobbler.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: mmmmmmmmm, thanksgiving.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: First their was the Thanksgiving.. (Where doest he turkey come from in
     that?!) but.. to top it all off... You dress up as ghost and run amock in the friendly
     strrets :)
(Assassins) Echo wisps: We are so different inside that we sure as hell aren't one big
     monotonous country
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: MMmm! Nay, i'm visiting!
(Assassins) Beale wisps that he follows Klaw to Nayeli's house.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: turkeys are wild in the eastern US.. that's where P supposedly they
     ate it at the first thanksgiving
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Mind if me and my family raid your house, Nayeli? We have viking
     blood in our ancenstry :D
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Hrm... wild turkeys...
(Assassins) Elomish wisps that he races to Nay's quick-like and greets Klaw and Beale at the
     door =P
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: hehehe.
> (Assassins) Ptonk wisps that he points out Vikings wouldn't ask...
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Oh, I'd soo go out and catch me one of 'em :)
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he sails up to Nayeli's house in a viking longboat armed with
     several dozen vikings.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: wild turkeys are marvelous things - the only animal so dumb that it
     can drown in the rain.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: looking up......
(Assassins) Elomish wisps: ooer... Vikings... Arr!
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he brought the cranberry sauce, and sits down at Nay's table
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he shoo's you all back to the point --> Americans are strange :)
(Assassins) Elomish wisps that he boards the Viking ship and captures the captain
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: yep. no one knows how to party like the vikings.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: mmm, cranberry sauce, you get extra dressing :D
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he kills elomish.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Wtf?! Turkeys can drown in rain?!
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he woos
> (Assassins) Beale wisps that he sinks the longboat.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Arrr, dem landlubbers don't ken how to board dum boat peoperly!
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Extra dressing! Yaaa!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: You can't sink a long boat on land :P
> (Assassins) Nayeli wisps: rofl, the long hard row from ven's house to mine :P
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Not unless you, by some miracle, have a flood.
(Assassins) Beale wisps that he prays to Fish.
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps: but then you're not on land anymore, Venegance
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: that's what slaves from Liberia are for.
Squelch.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: ROFL
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Rofl
> (Assassins) Elomish wisps: lol =P
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he doesn't get it :)
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Plus i don't live that far from nayeli.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he grins wickedly.
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he smirks, and munches on his salad
> (Assassins) Nayeli wisps: yeah, and there's a ferry so you don't really have to sail anywhere.
     :(
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: you could probably play pirate on the ferry, though.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: No, just row the longboat onto the ferry.
(Assassins) Beale wisps: Arr!
(Assassins) Elomish wisps: Arr!
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: Arr!
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Arr ye landlubber!
> (Assassins) Celt wisps: Arr! Why are we saying that?
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: I wonder that the pricing range is for longboats...
> (Assassins) Ptonk wisps: Arr! someone mentioned pirates
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: that=what
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Make your own!
(Assassins) Sachi wisps: Arr!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Yes! In blood!
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Arr!
> (Assassins) Celt wisps that he includes an Arr! For the sake of it.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Arr! Ye landlubbers won't survive our land-based attack!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: no one ever expects vkikings from the land!
Venerable Sister Jozline Von PotHedz wuffles you affectionately.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: vikings^
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Pull the gangplank, or ye shall walk it!
> (Assassins) Nayeli wisps that she pictures ven in full viking gear, with little orange
     swim-wings on.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: No-one expects Vikings anyways :)
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps: arr! Well, probably varies: a small sporty 4 seat longboat would be
     affordable, but the exclsusive 'Eric the Red Banananana' range is a bit steep...
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: We'll gut anyone what tries to stop us boarding our longboat on
     dem ferry!
(Assassins) Echo wisps: What are the requirements for feint, trip, and stab?
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: The Vikings will WIN!
(Assassins) Beale wisps that he sinks the ferry.
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: STAB stab STAB!
> (Assassins) Elomish wisps that he tries to picture Ven and co. on a long boat in the middle of
     the ferry's deck =P
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: OI
(Assassins) Echo wisps: The vikings wont win if the Jets bomb them.
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: The battle has begun ven!
> Squelch.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he scuttles Klaw's sports model with his battle model!
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: ROFL
(Assassins) Echo wisps: By everyone
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he dodges out of the way, but doesn't know you noticed
> (Assassins) Celt wisps that he wishes he could visit America
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: but this is seattle, you can do all kinds of weird things and not
     get the first strange look.
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps: Arr, Klaw, I told ye more spikes were needed!
Squelch.
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he waves to Echo
You wave to Echo.
> (Assassins) Venegance wisps that he plants an crossbow bolt into Klaw's back, but doesn't know
     you noticed.
(Assassins) Echo wisps: Waves to everyone
Echo waves to to you.
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Arr, Dem be needed! Quickly pass dem dere spikey thingys!
> (Assassins) Ptonk wisps: Arr, here ye go matey! Fresh from the Spike Tree they be!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he quickly launches the greek fire he stole from, well, the
     greeks onto Klaw's ship and cackles as everything burns.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps that she snickers.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Quick! Launch the fire boats!
(Assassins) Elomish wisps that he chugs in on a toy tugboat waving a plastic cutlass with an
     eye-patch over his nose shouting, "Prepare to have all your swashes buckled up!"
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps: Arr! dont worry, Klaw lad, those spikes are fireproof!
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he jumps and lands on Venegance's ship, spiking the whole ship
(Assassins) Elomish wisps: Arr!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he watches the small row boat loaded with incinderary load
     careen into Klaw's ship
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Arr, thankie Ptonk!
> (Assassins) Nayeli wisps: ROFL. i love you guys.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Quick! Launch the Marshmallow ship!
(Assassins) Beale wisps that he follows Elomish on a giant rubber ducky.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Arr! Send in ve atom bombs!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he abandons ship for a Death Star-class viking longboat.
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps that he putters up to Elomish in his dingy and says "Arr! Excuse me
     sir, this is a private function. "
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: rofl
(Assassins) Elomish wisps that he whacks Ptonk upside the head with the wooden parrot on his
     shoulder
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he pushes a button on his spikey thingy, and out pops a
     flamethrower.. ARR! Klaw screams, and melts Venegance's marshmallow ship!
> (Assassins) Elomish wisps: Arr!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he runs over several Jet Skiiers in the Elliott Bay amnd says
     'Whoops, excuse me, excuse me, look out, there!'
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: AEEE!
> (Assassins) Celt wisps that he sits back with Nay and watches everyone make idiots of
     themselves :)
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps: Arr! I see you have teh password, sir.
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps that he massages his head and putters off
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps that she shares her lolly.
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he stops melting, and says: "ooooOO!"
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he admires Nay's lolly
> (Assassins) Elomish wisps that he fires his cork cannon making a loud "POP!"
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he runs over Klaw in his attempt to not kill anymore jet
     skiiers.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Whoops.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Urgh, I'm not cleaning that up...
> (Assassins) Nayeli wisps: hahaha.
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he gurgles
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he takes his Death Star-class longship onto the roads of
     Seattle!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Arr, me mateys! There's our treasure! TEH SPACE NEEDLE!
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: just going to fold it up and put it in your thong, are you?
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he pulls two hands up, and grabs onto Venegance's Deathstar rear
     end's
> (Assassins) Ptonk wisps: Arr. sir, to take that class of ship on thses streets requires form
     a1, d43, 877/10p and H11-009.99\11, all in triplicate.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he crushes SafeCo Field bu accident.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: I have all the forms here.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps that she cheers madly.
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps that he inspects the forms
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he buries Ptonk under a tonne of Paperwork.
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps: Arr!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he runs over Ptonk.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he cackles wildly
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he screams "Arr!" from the back of Venegance's ship
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he rams the rear end of the longship into the Space needle,
     squasking Klaw.
Assassins) Ptonk wisps: screams softly from under the paperword: "Arr, sir, you mis[elled
     'pillage' on this form!
(Assassins) Elomish wisps that he sets his toy tugboat to ramming speed and gently taps Ven
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Whoops.. Excuse me, I always was bad at parallel parking...
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he dodges out of the Squasking, and hop onto the cockpit
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he rewrites the word in Ptonk's blood.
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps: Arr. thankee
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he pulls out a rubber haddock and initates a MIGHTY battle
     with Klaw!
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps that she goes to see if the mess hall has any more starbucks coffee
     made.
(Assassins) Caithness wisps: damn I broke my thumb :P
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps that he screams softly as he is forced to log off
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he pulls his Caithness out, and waves it around
> (Assassins) Venegance wisps: Anyone here Logging this, by the way?
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: I could be :P
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he screams at the sheer ugliness of Klaw's weapon!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Abandon ship! Abandon Ship!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: It's Caithness!
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: That's right you sissy!
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: You better run fer yer life!
Nayeli al'Nighter rolls around on the floor laughing at you.
You twinkle like a star at Nayeli al'Nighter.
> (Assassins) Caithness wisps: *boggles*
Elomish cackles at you.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he sets the self-destruct of the longship for 3 seconds, and
     jumps ship with half a second to spare.
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he ducks, and covers his head
> (Assassins) Nayeli wisps: oh damn, you made me drop my lolly.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he watches the longship blow up, obliterating half of Seattle
     and 99.97122% of Klaw's body.
You twinkle like a star at Elomish.
> (Assassins) Nayeli wisps that she picks it up, wipes it off on her skirt and pops it in
     caithness's mouth.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: I am logging this, BTW :)
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Arr, me mateys...
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Aaar... Ug
> (Assassins) Venegance wisps that he watches Klaw get crushed by the still-complete Space
     Needle which was blown clear by the blast.
(Assassins) Caithness wisps that he  takes the lolly and inhumes Nayeli with it.
(Assassins) Caithness wisps: for the second time :P
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he calls Amorsh fer back up, but dies before he gets to say his
     name
> (Assassins) Nayeli wisps: arghle.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: not again.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Arr. We can't loot the Space Needle now... It's scratched here,
     and there's this big, bloody red smear where that klaw guy was.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: it must have lost its worth by about 57% now.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: bah, we're going to need a really big rug to hide this mess under.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: perhaps we could use canada.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps that he is logging too ;p
> (Assassins) Venegance wisps: ... Then a robot appeared and killed everyone.
(Assassins) Ptonk wisps that he waves
(Assassins) Elomish wisps that he rummages in the hold of his toy tugboat and pulls out a very
     large chunk of antarctica
(Assassins) Elomish wisps that he figured they'd never miss it...
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: right-o, if you're done capturing my dinner i must have a nap :)
Squelch.
You tuck Nayeli al'Nighter in and kiss her goodnight.
> (Assassins) Beale wisps: Gosh! We forgot the dinner!
> (Assassins) Venegance wisps: We're all dead, thanks to that stupid robot :P
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Yes, Celt.
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Ah. Damn Americans :)
Nayeli al'Nighter huggles you.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: You see, to protect her dinner, Nayeli hid her dinner at the top
     of the Space Needle.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Yes. Damn us, indeed.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps that she waves with a turkey leg in one hand
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he :)
(Assassins) Elomish wisps: Roit... Port to starboard, time to invade Celt's lagoon!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: And send the log to me! black_fox_of_salmon_river@yahoo.com
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he eeks!
(Assassins) Beale wisps that he steals the Port.
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he sets up anti-boat missile batteries.
(Assassins) Elomish wisps that he replaces it with some vodka
(Assassins) Elomish wisps that he wonders where starboard went...
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he looks up from eating starboard.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Mmmph?
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he laughs evilly
(Assassins) Celt wisps: My lagoon is safe!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he looks up from eating what looks suspiciously like a
     lagoon.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Mmmmmmph?
(Assassins) Celt wisps: Arr.. arr... :(
(Assassins) Beale wisps that he breaks off a piece of lagoon and munches.
(Assassins) Elomish wisps that he mourns the death of his tugboat and auctions off his bit of
     antarctica for a fighter jet
(Assassins) Elomish wisps: Vrooooom!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he drinks all the diesel fuel in the fighter jet
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he watches Elomish come crashing down to reality.
(Assassins) Celt wisps that he re-fills Elomish's jet with Nitro.
(Assassins) Elomish wisps: Arr! lucky that lagoon was there!
(Assassins) Venegance wisps that he watches the jet EXPLODE.
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Ooo, fireworks!
You whisper into the small stick.
(Assassins) Klaw wisps: Too bad I'm dead, Anyone ress me please? ;)
> (Assassins) Celt wisps that he gets a res for Klaw
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: Anyone here have a Pishite priest/ess with access to this
     channel? :P
(Assassins) Venegance wisps: no res's until the next crash/reboot unless you can get a Pishite
     on the channel ^_^