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(Apex) Penguin wisps: anyone know who'd be in charge of the code for herrena?
(Apex) Kupo wisps: Satan.
(Apex) Penguin wisps: it just seems highly abusable that every half hour $50 drops itself in my lap, even when i'm idling.
(Apex) Penguin wisps: she even comes out to me in the ephebian desert...
(Apex) Sekkite wisps: Penguin, shed go after you while your falling off the ramtops
(Apex) Sekkite wisps: *she'd
You whisper into the gold ring.
(Apex) Amorsh wisps: Hmm, She likes you!
(Apex) Kurupt wisps: idle in a passage room
(Apex) Reix wisps: That's love :P
You whisper into the gold ring.
(Apex) Amorsh wisps: Looks like you have a GF penguin :P
(Apex) Fayte wisps: turn her into an assassin *nodnods*
(Apex) Sekkite wisps: kurupt, she comes into passage rooms
(Apex) Eldric wisps: it's his new cologne....I think it's called "Desperation".
(Apex) Fayte wisps: that takes care of the abusable bit ;P
You whisper into the gold ring.
(Apex) Amorsh wisps that he rofls
(Apex) Penguin wisps: hahah although sometimes i have to hunt her down, she comes after me and runs.
(Apex) Reix wisps: Just you wait, Penguin. As soon as you get married it's no more hunting, she'll just sit on your couch, take your money and get bigger and bigger...
You whisper into the gold ring.
(Apex) Amorsh wisps: OOo, the tease manouvre
(Apex) Reix wisps: My wisp had that much better timing after penguin's one :P
(Apex) Reix wisps: that was EXCELLENT timing there :P
(Apex) Penguin wisps: no reix, you remind me of someone I have in mind irl.
You whisper into the gold ring.
(Apex) Amorsh wisps that he oooos!
(Apex) Sekkite wisps: ah. Penguin and Reixina
You whisper into the gold ring.
(Apex) Amorsh wisps that he dies laughing
(Apex) Eldric wisps: please god, don't let them start a pr0n site......
(Apex) Penguin wisps: roflroflrofl
(Apex) Reix wisps: Hey, HE'S the woman in tihs relationship, you dig?
(Apex) Eldric wisps: the optomitrist is already charging me a fortune
(Apex) Penguin wisps: Bend over you ho!
(Apex) Eldric wisps: and I can barely see anything anymore.....
You whisper into the gold ring.
(Apex) Amorsh wisps that he points to "Rexandpen.com" :P
(Apex) Reix wisps: Go bake me a pie bidge
(Apex) Amorsh wisps: Wee! Logged!
(Apex) Sekkite wisps: hehe
(Apex) Eldric wisps: the horror.....the HORROR....
(Apex) Reix wisps: haha :P
(Apex) Shabree wisps: bing!!
(Apex) Eldric wisps: worse than the site with the gerbles dressed up in tiny little corsets.....
(Apex) Reix wisps: PAyback is a bitch, Eldric
(Apex) Penguin wisps: You know I'm the sexiest thing on the planet. Eldric.
(Apex) Reix wisps: serves you right for all that naked whale shit on one :P
(Apex) Eldric wisps: wot? oh sorry, was looking at this Cheerleader pr0n site, what were you lot going on about?
(Apex) Kurupt wisps: I am too eldric, got any good ones?
(Apex) Sekkite wisps: amorsh, where are you gonna post this?
(Apex) Shabree wisps: what are we talking about, or do I even want to know?
(Apex) Kurupt wisps: Not TGGM's site, it's gay
You whisper into the gold ring.
(Apex) Amorsh wisps: On my site, of course :P
(Apex) Penguin wisps: I am the sexiest thing on the planet, Eldric.
(Apex) Reix wisps: Just move on, Shab.
(Apex) Reix wisps: TGGM's site is gold
(Apex) Eldric wisps: phhhpt, like I'd give out any of the GOOD sites......
(Apex) Eldric wisps that he goes off to eat some PIE.
(Apex) Reix wisps: It took his site to make me realize just how much of a genius I really am :P
(Apex) Reix wisps: sublimedirectory.com, Eldric.
(Apex) Reix wisps that he nods wisely.
(Apex) Eldric wisps: PIE!
(Apex) Eldric wisps: DUCKS!
(Apex) Eldric wisps: LAWKS!
(Apex) Eldric wisps that he spontaneously combusts.
(Apex) Kurupt wisps that he steals Reix's magnet
(Apex) Reix wisps: First person to say cactus gets a shot in the kidneys
(Apex) Sekkite wisps: shabree, soon there will be a log posted of what happened on here
(Apex) Kurupt wisps: Yopu said i
(Apex) TerrysAlt wisps that he shoots Reix in the kidneys.
(Apex) Kurupt wisps: it*
(Apex) Shabree wisps: dear god, I'm scared to death
(Apex) Sekkite wisps: Penguin and reixina have been naughty
(Apex) Shabree wisps: don't hurt me :P
(Apex) Reix wisps: Penguina and Reix you little bastard :P
(Apex) Eldric wisps: why would I want to say "Cactus gets a shot in the kidneys"?
(Apex) Eldric wisps: and if so, what do I win?
(Apex) Reix wisps that he shoots Eldric in the kidneys.
(Apex) Elessar wisps: Sorry for the delay.
(Apex) Eldric wisps: woo, I can see my kidneys....*falls down dead*
(Apex) Reix wisps: I just wanted to beat the eff out'v Eldric, it's cool, Ele :)
(Apex) Elessar wisps: rofl
(Apex) Elessar wisps that he beams
(Apex) Kurupt wisps that he smites Riex's magnet. . .

-- ...

WoD Az'Haspoon closes his eyes and smiles dreamily.
WoD Az'Haspoon rubs his large tummy and licks his lips.
WoD Az'Haspoon opens his eyes and stares hungrily at the space between his arms.
WoD Az'Haspoon quickly reaches out and pulls back a chocolate cake.
Your blue anaconda blinks.

WoD Az'Haspoon closes his eyes and smiles dreamily.
WoD Az'Haspoon rubs his large tummy and licks his lips.
WoD Az'Haspoon opens his eyes and stares hungrily at the space between his arms.
WoD Az'Haspoon quickly reaches out and pulls back a farm house cheese.
WoD Az'Haspoon gives a farm house cheese to you.
Your blue anaconda looks as if it is waking up.

-- WoD's snake food.

(newbie) Treark: whos this Offler guy? and he shouted 8 shouldn't he be in the shades?

-- ... Rofl!

Your Worm Sword whacks your Worm Sword in the neck but her skin absorbs most of the blow

-- What the...

(Assassins) VoodooKing: Can I store my blowpipe in a leather thong?

-- What the assassin's talk about when there bored

(Thieves) Ilik wisps: OK, Cold, you send Lune this way and I'll do the ambush. We'll split the cash 50/50.

-- Lune is getting split..

Pinkfish has died for the last time. All mourn his passing.

-- Hmm, Who did this... ;)

Albastros D'angerous exclaims to you: Skulduggery exclaims to you: Please don't kill me! i have a wife and kids. Kill them!

-- ROFL!

(Thieves) Sokkard wisps: Rumour has it that Lune and Lune are teaming up to work for the Witches' Guild.

-- Two Lunes?! The horror!

Linda moves through the dirty piece of fur.
Linda squeezes out of a hole that suddenly appears in the air.
Haug moves through the dirty piece of fur.
Haug squeezes out of a hole that suddenly appears in the air.
Dodgy Throten moves through the dirty piece of fur.
Dodgy Throten squeezes out of a hole that suddenly appears in the air.
Milanden moves through the dirty piece of fur.
Milanden squeezes out of a hole that suddenly appears in the air.
Linda moves through the dirty piece of fur.
Linda squeezes out of a hole that suddenly appears in the air.

-- Umm, Hmm, guess its one way to travel first class

(Thieves) Ilik wisps: Amorsh has hairy toes!

-- The nerve of that NPC!

(Thieves) Ilik wisps: Can you lend me some cash please Amorsh?

-- Ilik strikes back!

Nyraki tells you: Hello
Nyraki exclaims to you: i'm fifth level!
You "Covertly" tell Nyraki: Sure you are :P
Nyraki tells you: hehe :P
Nyraki tells you: i'm roleplaying as a female :P
Nyraki exclaims to you: now i can look at mah... umm, yeah. YEAH YEAH!
You grin at Nyraki.
You "Covertly" tell Nyraki: Oh goody, another log for my quotes ;)
> Nyraki exclaims to you: lol!
Nyraki rolls around on the floor laughing at you.
Nyraki tells you: now, how do we join the assassins guild :P
Nyraki tells you: damn, i'm so sexy
You "Covertly" tell Nyraki: You'll have to figure that out :P
Nyraki tells you: lol
Nyraki tells you: well, i'm naked, thats a start to get in :P
Nyraki flashes her naughty bits at you!
Nyraki rolls around on the floor laughing at you.

-- What guys would do, if they we're in a girls body :P

Ilik wisps: Hoi, Katrina I saw you stealing a retribution from Amorsh's house and I think Carrot's after you.

-- Naughty Katrina! *tsk, tsk, tsk*

Sugendran wisps: Thats not a quotes page, Amorsh, I'm not in it!
Merrick wisps: im not on it either *sniffles*

-- As the people want, I give ;)

(Thieves) Ilik wisps: Oh, big fluff to the cres, I didn't realise we could rob banks now.

-- Ilik, and his fluff

Hufte wisps: And my typing has gone to pieces. Chocolate?
[Chocolate enters discworld]

-- Hufte, mistress of chocolate!

Last of the Mohicans is standing here.

-- Best use of a name I've seen so far.

Lune Casaubon tells you: You prepare to attack a rat.
Lune Casaubon tells you: The rat dodges out of the way of your knobbly mace.
Lune Casaubon tells you: Hp: 562 (562) Gp: 168 (169) Xp: 6527
Lune Casaubon tells you: The rat's magical shielding absorbs all of your blow.
Lune Casaubon tells you: The rat's magical shielding absorbs all of your blow.
Lune Casaubon tells you: Hp: 562 (562) Gp: 168 (169) Xp: 6530
Lune Casaubon tells you: The rat misses you.
Lune Casaubon tells you: The rat misses you.
Lune Casaubon tells you: The rat squeals in pain.

-- Rat with a magical shield, what next, a dog with a cat's head?

> NewZeur of Tith'Onaka tells you: Satan is not known in the Discworld pantheon.
NewZeur of Tith'Onaka tells you: that sux.. ;)
> NewZeur of Tith'Onaka tells you: God is not known in the Discworld pantheon. Jesus is not known in the Discworld pantheon.
NewZeur of Tith'Onaka tells you: what an un-holy bunch of sods.. :\
You "Covertly" ask NewZeur of Tith'Onaka: I guess that means No budda?
NewZeur of Tith'Onaka tells you: Budda is not known in the Discworld pantheon.
NewZeur of Tith'Onaka tells you: heh, do worship satan :)
You worship satan.

-- What a bunch of Un-religious mudders we have on this disc!

> (newbie) Dawgbolter: Yo, dude, how doez one get da social pointz, wikki wikki?
(newbie) Augusta: Yo Dawggy Dawggy G, one gets da points with time and age, as one gets older in da hood. Check it.
> (newbie) Dawgbolter: Werd!

--Dawgbolter is in da house!

[the casaubons] DantheMan: mmm all your death blows are belong to me

Dristen Casaubon exclaims to you: Mihk-gran-bohp exclaims in Djelian: You unwholesome son of a camel Alamode!

-- Anyone for Alamode de-la Mihk?

A golden swamp dragon, Mrs Elanor the Wise, a cunning Tang bodyguard,
two cunning Fang bodyguards, a protective Fang bodyguard,
a scarred Fang bodyguard, a vigilant Fang bodyguard,a short McSweeney bodyguard, a bald McSweeney bodyguard,
a muscular McSweeney bodyguard, a vigilant McSweeney bodyguard,
a dirty, stinking rat, an interesting Tang trader, an unpleasant Fang nobleman and a self-important McSweeney nobleman are standing here.

-- Oh my! The MAD XPZ!!!

Cohen the Barbarian bares his teeth and growls menacingly.
Cohen the Barbarian says: If I wash twenty yearsh younger...

-- Cohen wanting to be younger...

Assy's pirate logge!

(newbie) Rewriteable: wgat di ii dou witg my voucver??//?
(newbie) Rewriteable: Sorry, I had a cat stuck to my hand :P
(newbie) Jibjub: u use it to exchange it for a talker
(newbie) Braindeed: Never play with your pussy near the computer

-- Try looking at that, while grouped, and killing 4 groups of soldiers :P

(Thieves) Kordane wisps: Everybody please welcome depression to the guild!

-- Depression... what next?

(Thieves) Kordane wisps: Everybody please welcome laziness to the guild!

-- I spoke too soon...

You comfort Cazmoch D'angerous.
> The corpse of Cazmoch D'angerous groans and doubles over.
Cazmoch D'angerous wombles around.

-- The spirit is sick :P

(newbie) Thomfer: Are seamstresses players or npc's I can get services from?
(newbie) Shabree: as for seamstresses, I believe that there are npcs of that ilk around on the disc. also, you can refer seamstresses. but note, just because they say seamstress doesn't mean that they mean mending your clothes with a needle. so for your specific needs, I suggest advancing weaving and other crafts skills.
(newbie) Thomfer: Well..what will seamstresses, both NPC and Player, of the non-mending sort do for me?
(newbie) Shabree: um, I suggest asking them yourself :P
(newbie) Malakas: Sew the gaps in your desires?
(newbie) Thomfer: We've real players willing to do that? I'd be more than happy to support the economy. *rushes off to find the Guild*
(newbie) Shabree: rofl...he's desperate
(newbie) Shabree: um..mischat. *blushes*
(newbie) Thomfer: *stops* Am not! I'm just, erm- well a warrior's clothes get torn pretty often..they just need some mending, is all.
(newbie) Maganda: lol - whoops

-- Shab does a good job at explaining how, and what a seamstress works! *leers*

> Lune Casaubon challenges Sobe the giant fruitbat to a debate on theology.
Sobe the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.

(Thieves) Ilik wisps: Trilogy, your bum looks big in that.

-- Ouch :P

Ceres has been idle for too long, he vanishes in a puff of boredom.
Ceres leaves the game.

-- So -thats- how creators get so much xp! They idle!

TheGuardian of Avalon tells you: MARRY ME!!@

-- I don't have any money, and i'm not sexy! Why would you want to marry me?!

Xola Swallows tells you: I'm not wearing flowery panties, damnit *bites*

-- Oh, you aren't? Aww to bad :(

Oh no, someone has broken the player object! Come back later.
Come back soon!

Insanity wisps: You mean giant cocks?
Ibblek wisps: That sounds like fun :)
Taffyd wisps: Exactly.

-- Things sound much better taken out of context don't they? :)

A suspicious-looking man is standing here.
The suspicious-looking man leaves west.
w
A suspicious-looking woman is standing here.

-- Today on the Green Slab: "Man turns into woman, but how?".

(Thieves) Carino wisps: then finger yourself until you see the light
(Thieves) Lucky wisps: you had your hand in there, and that's all you grabbed?

-- My my! Makes you wonder what -else- we do on this channel... doesnt it? ;)

Channel two, with Song puns.. *groan*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kismet's quotes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You nod at Heritics al'Nighter.
MackDaddy Casaubon licks Heritics al'Nighter.
[here!] MackDaddy prepares for heritics' rape...
[here!] You emote: Kismet giggles
Heritics al'Nighter grabs MackDaddy Casaubon by the hair and types out 'Read help love me!'
with his forehead.
Heritics al'Nighter gives MackDaddy Casaubon a deep and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
[here!] MackDaddy: everyone group follow all, and we'll be ready to rock...

You exclaim in Morporkian: Hihashi is a very cute dragon!
The fat troll child exclaims in Morporkian: I think i am!
You push the fat troll child over making him sit down.
You push the fat troll child over making him lie down.
You exclaim in Morporkian: Hihashi is a very cute dragon!
The fat troll child cries loudly.
The fat troll child stands up.
You exclaim in Morporkian: Hihashi is a very cute dragon!
The fat troll child says in Morporkian: Thank yoo
The fat troll child exclaims in Morporkian: Hihashi is a very cute dragon!

-- Now that's convincing a child!

The net dead statue of MackDaddy Casaubon scratches himself.

-- Wow, got a itch or something? ;)

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(Warriors) Aces wisps: "Septa DeBlano heads in at a run."
(Warriors) Aces wisps: What the hell? I'm not attacking.
(Warriors) Blake wisps: Gufnork must be watching you..
(Warriors) Berry wisps: Maybe you're a known offender?
(Warriors) Blake wisps that he makes the Big Brother voice: "This, is Big Gufnork. Aces, you have 20 seconds to leave the Disc"
(Warriors) Aces wisps: Big Gufnork hates me.
(Warriors) Aces wisps that he gives Gufnork the bird.

Celt wisped: Hrm, Snuff..
Celt wisped: Whats with your finger info, "( ) find a mother" ?
Snuff wisped: i dont have one, and im thinking i need one =)
Celt wisped: Fair enough, fair enough... :P
Snuff wisped: =)
Nayeli wisped that she looks all maternal
Snuff wisped that he chuckles.
Nayeli wisped that she can bake a batch of cookies, inhume a warrior at 200 feet, and buy shoes all in under an hour.
Celt wisped that he chuckles.
Maelin wisped: Two hundred feet?
Snuff wisped: =) ummmm cookies
Nayeli wisped: Maelin, you've never thrown one of my deadly choco chip throwing cookies?

-- Nay, always a willing mother