subgenius.com
Praise "Bob," This is the Central Subgenius Web Page, maintained by Rev. Ivan Stang, Friday Jones, and others. Go there and peruse the Scatalog, then buy buy buy for "Bob." Huge piles of great Sub-G art and many mighty text files, including some by the Boddhisatva.alt.slack
Our mighty Church's sacred newsgroupalt.binaries.slack
The place for Subgenius Art on the web!!Dictionary Of The Gods
A comprehensive dictionary of stuff Subgenius. One of the best places to go if you're confused.UberSaint Patrick J. Volkerding's Slackware Linux Site
This operating system was designed to run the giant MWOWM computer that will control earth's pinks after we're gone. By special arrangement with "Bob" you can use it on your PC today. For further information on this great operating system, see the Boddhisatva's Linux Page.The Church of Euthanasia
Boddhisatva Troutwaxer's Favorite Schism. Their take on population is very twisted and much too true, and the Four Pillars of their Church; Suicide, Abortion, Cannibalism and Sodomy should be a mantra for pinks everywhere. Buy a COE membership (after purchasing the entire catalog of Subgenius goods, of course) and get a first class upgrade when the pleasure saucers finally arrive.Seattle Subgenius Union of Clenches and Crackpots
A great page, guaranteed even better than great if you live in Seattle. Includes Popess Liliths Mighty Links List!!Irrev. Friday Jones
Our holy books tell us that "Bob" is fornicating with everything all the time, but Dobbs thinks making love with Friday Jones is infinitely better than fucking you!!SubGenius Police Usenet Tactical Unit Mobile (S.P.U.T.U.M.)
Learn to obliterate spamming lusers here. Not for the technically challenged.The Holocaustal Homepage
A place for the "Hate-Bobbie" in all of us!!The Lair of the Chaos Gerbil
This mighty site is a startling fusion of Christianity and "Bob's" mighty teachings. The art is incredible. Find gaak.jpg and understand it all.Barry's temple of Godzilla
Learn all about the Other True God from this nice Mormon dude's web page!!Ask Godzilla
Everyone's favorite Tokyo stomping mutant takes up where Ann Landers left off!!Luciferian Liberation Front
What if "Bob" bought out Jack Chick's sick little pamphlet business?
(And how do you know he hasn't?)The Swinging Love Corpses
The best music since Og and Thag banged two rocks together... Now if I could just get my RealPlayer working...The brilliant music of Bill T. Miller,
the Slack Master of Sound. Next time I have a little extra I'm buying... everything!!Quijibo Cartel
The online home of Quijibo Cartel and the famous Quijibo Magazine, also the worship hell of Boddhisatva Homer Simpson.How to Build a Tesla Coil
What, your clench doesn't have a Tesla Coil? How will the Xists find you?
Get on it you fool!! Many links about the greatest mad scientist of all time. Plans!!Father Joe Mama
Sure he's guilty. So What? Aren't we all?
I know you and you most certainly are guilty as hell!!
Fess up now!Bikers for "Bob"
Need we say more? Okay, "More"The Foreskin Restoration Webring
Are you unhappy because the conspiracy stole part of your unit when you were
still a baby? These guys have the answer!!Little Fyador!
"Aaaagh!! This anti-music burns!!"The Church of Tina Chopp
Something to do with snakes and vegetables.... I think.The Ministry Of Truth
Big Brother gets fropped up!! Connie does it with Winston Smith live on the Web! (Not really, but go there anyway!!) The Geddyn's are my pick for herding normals after X-Day!!Hugh's Ominous Valve Works
A great rogue Subgenius discusses his obsession with The Ominous Valve.
Sometimes has great rants. A must see!!Church of the Befuddled Biped
Find out about the squirrels. You must learn about their hideous plans!!Elvis and Bonaparte
A Bloatco Subsidiary, this yeti-friendly advertising agency is owned by a
childhood friend. Their efforts have been "normalized" by too many pinks and they'd give their lizards for some good yeti business!!The Phoenix SubGenius Clench #1
A fine group of magnificantly twisted people whose very existance is a hymn to "Bob." The Boddhisatva approves wholeheartedly.Adbusters
Learn about Culture Jamming and Subvertising from the experts. Check out the spoof ads and the anti-mercials.Rev. Octobriana Oberwoman
The Russian underground and Australian Uber Wombats mate and spawn something rich and strange. A big site with lots of very cool stuff!!The Kooks Museum
No longer actively maintained, but still a wonderful place filled to the brim with weirdos and nutcases. Now freeze dried for your surfing convenience. Go there now!!Spork Thug Typography
Totally cool fonts and dingbats and other typable stuff.Meet the God of All Utensils
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