Souvenirs,
novelties, party tricks. [2X]
Come and get your
dog poo or your trick gum.
Careful when you
grab it; it might snap your thumb.
Look at all the
goodies I’ve got here today.
Come and fool your
friends with the can of bug spray.
Souvenirs, novelties,
party tricks. [4X]
I will sell you
vomit or x-ray specs.
Look and see the
girlies without having sex.
Come and see the
goodies that I have today.
You might even run
into THE Mel Torme.
Souvenirs,
novelties, party tricks [4X]
Souvenirs,
novelties, party tricks (Mel Torme)
Souvenirs,
novelties, party tricks (You forgot your phony dog poo) [2x]
[repeat 1st
verse]